The Hilarious Life of a Pancake

So. You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today.

[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[loushirolls-deactivated20140706]

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

when ur trying to act chill

[pottern]

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

[the-internet-addict-deactivated]

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

[dunflower]

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

[imaginethedarkerside]

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

[paxdemon]

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

[producks]

i thought i was the only one

[svburb]

Me right now.

[liaaxoo-deactivated20170529]

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

[thefakeoriginal]

Same

[siyun5-deactivated20170606]

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

[shortvideosandstuff]

[ryumain]

he just became like 50% carrot

[f--m--p-deactivated20150616]

Girls

Some girls are confident

some girls are shy

some girls like boys

some girls like girls

sometimes, they like both

some girls don’t dress in a feminine way

and some do

and some girls weren’t born girls, and that’s fine

some girls cover up

and some girls don’t

some girls are bigger

some girls are smaller 

some girls are smart

and some girls aren’t

some girls are nice

and some girls are mean

but no matter what,

all girls are people 

and we should be treated like it.

[dream-big-till-the-end]

those were the days guys

[sadghost-exe-deactivated2015080]

don’t you dare tell me you didn’t love this show

[anightmarefantasmic]

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from last night’s Daily Show.

[ausonia]

Moon Bridge

[mothzs]

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

[damnitsizzi]

With determination.

[fourpercent-deactivated20180517]

*SHOTS FIRED*

[ami-angelwings]

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

[femputations]

get rekt

[notyoda]

[allthe-lights-inthe-sky]

i snorted

[snowstorms-and-windy-oceans]

I love this man

[thecutestofthecute]

This is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon. Ohh my god.

[irontemple-deactivated20150928]

hahah

[weskrongden]

Life goals

[subcommander-heartache]

This warms my heart, nothing else will ever do the same