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KIROKAZE
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Show & Tell
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we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Mike Driver
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Product Placement
Today's Document
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
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@mmmwhatchaseh
maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking
everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.
People on Tumblr have no chill.
found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg
the purest tweet
so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”
hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.
“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”
I need this to be force taught at all companies
BRUHHH MY FACEBOOK FEED WAS WONDERFUL TODAY!!! THEY DRAGGED THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Meet the Robinsons (2007) dir. Stephen J. Anderson
Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉
Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.
Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go
And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead
So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )
and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”
And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”
So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces
Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing
Why Aren’t You Following Kenny G On Twitter?
Take a minute to think about your life choices.
i want people to start making Hamilton ocs like just iNVENT A FOUNDING FATHER just fUCKING MAKE UR OWN AMERICAN HISTORY self insert where u wrote part of the constitution
Hi my name is Abigayle Char'ity Rebecka “Becky” Livingston and I have long powdered white hair (that’s how I got my nickname) with natural honey blonde streaks that reaches my mid-back and handsome black eyes like obsidian mirrors and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Antoinette (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Alexander Hamilton but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Patriot but my clothes are all British-made. I have pale white skin. I’m also a politician, and I go to a place called the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia where I’m a junior delegate (even though I’m a woman). I’m a Federalist (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hercules Mulligan and I buy all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing floral stays with matching lace around it and a cotton petticoat, silk stockings and black heeled shoes. I was wearing pink rouge, white paint, and elderberry eyebrow darkener. I was walking outside the Pennsylvania State House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Republicans stared at me. I bit my thumb at them.
My OC is Gunjamin Franklin. He’s Benjamin Franklin’s brother, but he has a gun
im actually crying
whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples
When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—“There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, “Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis,” and my mom lost it.
Clive staples Lewis. It’s also a complete sentence.
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
OH MY GOD IN FCUKING DYINF
Today’s problem
what do chairs for dragons look like.
big comfy piles of pillows
Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.
DAWWW SO CUTE :>
they use human chairs but really badly
Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.
@basiliskfree
I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol
it’s not polite!
So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..
And I thought to myself
Oh my god do I try.
I swear to god if I get tumblr famous over this stinkin Heman the meme nose reindeer.
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THIS
