Me, Myself, and Life

Kate. 19. Princess. Nerd. Dork. Cool kid. Fandoms: Disney. Doctor Who. Sherlock. Merlin. Harry Potter. Game of Thrones. Hunger Games. Firefly. Lost Girl. Theater. *Judgement Free Zone*

[little-women-2019]

[eggtrolls]

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

[phillikestuff-blog]

Kanye dressed as a level 1 RPG character

[guibass]

Kanye West is ready for his Kanye Quest

[tastefullyoffensive]

(tweet by Jasmine Milton)

[thanksforsayingthat]

People losing it because of Taylor Swift.

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

dentists. the dark. pretty girls. starting conversations.

[cvlwr]

So I’m a 33-year-old man, and I say at least four or five times a day, just to myself, under my breath, “I don’t wike it.” You did a press junket and – It wasn’t intentional. It just happened. [x]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spankyhole]

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

[troyeslittlenuggett]

IT’S BACK

[gotstufftosaybutwhowantstoliste]

I can’t stop watching

[birthdaypigeon]

I don’t need 6 seconds of this I need 6 hours

[mniskew]

literally my favorite video ever

[thatonethingthatonetime]

SO ONE DAY IN PHOTO EDITING CLASS I DECIDED TO TAKE THE YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR MY ROBOTICS TEAM AND REPLACE EVERYONE WITH DIFFERENT WALUIGI FACES

MY TEACHER PRINTED IT ONTO A HUGE BLANKET SAVE ME

AND IF YOU THINK IM PULLING YOUR LEG

[cakecountry-deactivated20171024]

I’m DYIng someone has a waluigi blanket Help me

[60mb]

im not kidding when i say this is my favorite picture i’ve ever taken

[raspberry-bi]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken waluigi

[kittysnac]

If you’re feeling anything less than happy, Here’s Peter Dinklage on a scooter.

[actionables]

Peter Dinklage is a gift to this world

[sashayed]

everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower

[sashayed]

[ericadays-deactivated20170417]

[gothicprep]

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

[life-of-planet-earth]

Vine Snake

[pickkled-ginger-blog]

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[drugsupplier]

*sees a really hot boy in English class*

me: romeo and juliet act 3 scene 5 line 176

[dustpunny]

hot damn

[ashes-rust-and-stardust]

make a playwright want to retire man

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

stop. wait a minute. fill my cup put some poison in it.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Take a sip, fake your death Juliet! Exit left!