Was fucking around with an incorrect quote generator, these are my favorites (there are lots):
Feng Xin: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.
Mu Qing: Dueling grounds.
Feng Xin: I said wrong answers only.
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Feng Xin: I have a mommy kink.
Mu Qing: So... I'm supposed to act like your mom?
Feng Xin: Yes!
Mu Qing: Why are all these damn dishes in the sink?
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Mu Qing: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Feng Xin: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Mu Qing: Yeah, that's the point shithead!
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Feng Xin: So you like cats?
Mu Qing: Yeah.
Feng Xin: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table
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Mu Qing: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Feng Xin: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Feng Xin: That was so hot, Mu Qing.
Mu Qing: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Feng Xin: I'm so in love with you.
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Mu Qing: I love you, my baby.
Feng Xin: I'm not a baby, I'm an adult!
Mu Qing: You're actually a BITCH but I was trying to be nice.
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Feng Xin: We both look very handsome tonight.
Mu Qing: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Feng Xin: I couldn't take that chance.
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Mu Qing: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Feng Xin: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Mu Qing: But you’re always acting stupid?
Feng Xin: ...
Feng Xin: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Feng Xin: I'm not gay, but you look hot today.
Mu Qing: We're literally dating.
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Feng Xin: I think I'm falling for you.
Mu Qing: Then get up.
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Mu Qing: Know why I called you in here?
Feng Xin: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Mu Qing: Stops pouring two glasses of wine. Accidentally?
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Mu Qing: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Feng Xin: I wrote you a poem.
Mu Qing, already crying: You did?
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Feng Xin: This date is boring!
Mu Qing: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Feng Xin: Then why did you invite me?
Mu Qing: I didnt, I specifically said "Don’t come with me." then you said: "Fuck you Mu Qing, I'll do whatever I want!”
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Feng Xin: I think we should kiss.
Mu Qing: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Feng Xin: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Mu Qing: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Feng Xin: Yes.
Mu Qing: I'd sleep.
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Mu Qing: Do you love me?
Feng Xin: So much. Why?
Mu Qing: Just checking. It seems like you want me to die.
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Feng Xin: I want to kiss you.
Mu Qing, not paying attention: What?
Feng Xin: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Feng Xin: I fell—
Mu Qing: From heaven?
Feng Xin: No, I literally fell—
Mu Qing: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Feng Xin: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Mu Qing: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Mu Qing: Is something burning?
Feng Xin, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Mu Qing: Feng Xin, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Mu Qing: We have a problem.
Feng Xin: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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Feng Xin: Are we fighting or flirting?
Mu Qing: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Feng Xin: Your point?
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Feng Xin: You have to apologize to them Mu Qing.
Mu Qing: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Feng Xin: The stars are so beautiful...
Mu Qing: They're just giant balls of gas.
Feng Xin: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Mu Qing: And yet none of them are as big as my love for you.
I think my favourite thing about Hualian is that Hua Cheng genuinely would give Xie Lian the world on a silver platter.
He would without hesitation set fire to heavens and conquer kingdoms for Xie Lian and he has the power and skills to do all those things but Xie Lian would literally never ever ask that off him because he doesn’t want that.
He just wants Hua Cheng.
He genuinely just wants to spend the rest of his incredibly long life talking to him and doing chores with him.
Hua Cheng spent 800 years making himself into someone who could offer Xie Lian anything and all Xie Lian ever wanted was someone who would love him after everything he’s been through.
He doesn’t want/need a solider or an attendant or a devotee he just needs a companion.
Like Hua Cheng has been everything he’s ever wanted even as a ghost fire.
My friend, who's working in a gym, was beefing with someone on tiktok in his comments while at work. About half an hour later she figured out the guy was actually at the gym she's working in. Bro was stopped right on the treadmill furiously tapping on his phone, writing to my friend to fuck off.
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