[mobys-dicks]

how much did you purchase your 2015 scion xb for at the dealer?

i think 20-25k, more or less. i forget the exact number

[harry-and-ginny-potter]

It is international language week at my school. This morning a girl who is fluent recited the Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic. Everyone freaked out. Some people loved it, but more hated it. Saying that the pledge should only be spoken in English because “this is America not the Middle East” and now our principal just announced that we are no longer allowed to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in anything besides English at our high school. In the hallway I passed the girl who spoke the pledge. She was sobbing. This is to anyone who says that America is a post-racism world. Reblog the shit out of this. Get this known

[mobys-dicks]

r/pics - Silverton train is a piece of art

57,605 votes and 769 comments so far on Reddit

[mobys-dicks]

so today i found out that my crush has a crush on someone else. uugghh. fuck you universe. 💔😰😭

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

[phlying-squirrel]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

[compostcore]

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

[tyleroakley]

this has the same energy as this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since caffeine is a drug, the cashiers at Starbucks are technically drug dealers.

[awesomacious]

love yourself.

[peachpitgirlmainblog]

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[lumiereswig]

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

[radiantquotes]

And suddenly we went from asking how you are to asking how you’ve been.

[heycinco]

[buzzfeed]

Yes. Perfect.

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[captain-ak]

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

[skreeee34982047]

boy am i glad this has so many notes

[fandom-is-my-middle-name]

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

  “He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

[winchester-cas]

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

[emeraldmercury]

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

[erynspencer2187]

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

[erynspencer2187]

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

[the-glitter-acetylcholine]

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

[larissaloki]

I love this post!

[i-am-already-panicking]

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

[narfoonthenet]

A good post

[ap-kinda-lit]

the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under

[alwaysbewoke]

“every boy’s fantasy is to sleep with their hot elementary school teacher”

“his dick got hard so he must have wanted it”

“he’s not allowed to hit me back. I’M A GIRL!”

“boys can’t be raped! they always want to have sex all the time. everybody knows that”

“he said no to all this? he must be gay or something”

“haha ah come on! it’s funny. a man getting beat up by his girlfriend hahaha”

“i told him he can’t be friends with her anymore if he’s going to be with me.”

“we’re married now. he has to do everything i say now.”

“my money is my money and his money is my money too”

“a real man wouldn’t call the cops on a woman just scratching his car up”

“dark skin niggas are creatures”

“women not dating short men is different from men not dating overweight women.”

“women don’t cheat unless man make them”

“i’m his girlfriend. he’s only allowed to hang out with me”

“it’s not abuse when women hit men because men are stronger.”

“i don’t like him like that but he always pays my bills when i ask so i keep him around”

[sweetcribs]

best post on tumblr? maybe. it’s really really close.

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[sluttylittledog]

Fat shouldn’t be considered a bad word

[mobys-dicks]

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS