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justnoodlefishthings

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

catsbeaversandducks

By sin.xline

frogblast-the-ventcore

Farsight Enclaves Dusk Strikers

Art by Mohammad Z. Mukhtar

beastalchemistva

The full lore cards for the Caste System of the T'au Empire! Complete with auxiliary forces information!

You can see the lore video here for sit-and-relax lore absorbance: https://youtu.be/QEKLSpQbBAU

These beautiful pieces of art were made by the amazingly talented @rowscara! Check out her Etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/rowscara/?etsrc=sdt

soraka-in-warhammer40k

Accurate T'au lore? On MY r/grimdank? More likely than you'd think!

Also, have a little bonus about the Water Caste in general:

writing-prompt-s

"Hey Dad, why did you marry mom?""Well son, when an eldritch goddess beyond human comprehension asks for your hand in marriage, you have few options."

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

fipindustries

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

breelandwalker

darkcloud-kcalifornia

Curse Sadeas and his sudden yet inevitable betrayal!

But seriously, the motivation for the betrayal is kind of eye-rolling. Really dude, you thought that Dalinar’s honor and teamwork were working too well and it would ruin the country by… making it not suck? That's against our culture! I’d say that was ludicrously unrealistic if reality hadn’t slapped us all in the face recently with just how stupid and horrible people are in general.

sharadaprincess

I've been working on this illustration for several months, on and off, but I think that drawing when I felt the most motivated and inspired only benefited the outcome! 🐯 What do you think? The song of inspiration for this artwork is Provinz - Pazifik. Check out my Ko-fi page for downloadable content!

cornwolf-sketch

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

theknucklehead

When Resident Evil 4's remake was coming out, Capcom put out trailers for the games depicting the characters as anime characters from the early decades (60s and 80s)