One of my favorite things is when a character does or says something nice and they’re like “don’t tell anyone about this, I have a reputation” it’s so funny they’re literally like I’m okay with being nice but I draw the line at other people knowing that I’m nice
Other characters are like “I can’t let people know i did this thing that was a total dick move because they’ll think I’m a dick :(“ and these guys are like “I’ll do good things but only if I get no credit for it, it’s important to me that everyone continues to think I’m an absolute bastard”









