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Any pronouns! ~ I will take requests ~ If you ever are feeling down or are just bored, don't be afraid to message me :D

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Y/n, driving : I’m getting close, where are you?

Levi : oh, I see you

Y/n : Is that you in the middle of the road??

Levi: Yeah it is,

Levi: ...Floor it

Someone pls give levi a hug 😭😭

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Levi: (completely serious) I have to get something off my chest

Y/n: (with fingers crossed) Is it your shirt, please tell me its your shirt..

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Levi: I have very high standards, I'd never date anyone clu-

( Y/n walking in, tripping and falling face first on the floor) : aww shit, oh hi guys!

Levi: I want that one

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Levi: Where do you wanna be in 5 years Y/n ?

(Y/n whispering) : Hopefully in your bed

Levi: What was that?

Y/n : i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

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( Y/n at levi's funeral)

Y/n: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Hange: Yes, of course ( leaves)

Y/n, leaning over Levi's coffin) : Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Levi: Yeah no shit

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(Levi and Y/n glaring at each other)

Hange: Smell that?

Erwin: (sniffs the air) What?

(Hange, points to Levi and Y/n) : The scent of sexual tension.

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Levi, sees someone doing something stupid: Oh god, what a idiot

Levi, after realising its Y/n : Oh no, that's my idiot.

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Emergency dispatcher: Hello 911, whats your emergancy?

Levi: Yes, Y/n has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.

Emergancy dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?

Levi: (mumbles)

Emergency dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?

Levi: ..I put on a maid dress-

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Levi: (Stubs toe) FUCK!!

Y/n: (stops drinking coffee) Put a dollar in the swear jar (continues)

Levi: (Takes random can out of the trash) Judging by what you did last night, you need to put a dollar in the sin tin

Y/n: (cHOKEs)

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Levi: ( trips )

Y/n: ( catchs him)

Y/n: I think you just

Y/n :

Y/n :

Y/n: fell for me.

Levi: put me down

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Levi smut headcanons

 He’s quite the cusser as it is already, but still reserved as we all know. He’s more vocal and talkative during intimate sessions, at least compared to usual. If you think he could fill a swear jar within less than a week, consider getting a second one just for the dirty talk. Other then the dirty talk, theres a lot of praises coming out of his mouth.

Speaking of vocal, besides everything else, theres a lot of grunts, sharp gasps and heavy breathing coming from him. He does moan but useally only when he's close to climax. He'd rather makes it his goal to get moans from his s/o then to moan himself.

He'll relentlessly tease his s/o for making such lewd and naughty sounds burst from their filthy mouth. His absolute goal is to make them a squirming and whining mess beneath him or above him.

Some kinks he'd be into would probaly include degradation, power play, chokeing, bondage, dirty talk and maybe brat taming. Whether he likes it enforced on him or his s/o is up to you. ;)

Some no no's for levi would probaly be knife play or any other kind of kinks that cause his s/o immense pain, a little pain is okay , but when he's no longer able to distinquish between pain and pleasure he draws the line. He insist that you have a safe word and reminds you constantly that you can use it . He'd also really dislike semi-public sex because he views sex as something special, a private moment between people.

Levi's a switch but it takes time for him to fully trust you to let you dominate him. He's quite hesitant showing people any weakness he might have, so it would probaly start out with him doming you unless he trusted you a lot. But when he does trust you? Completely different person. Whiney, bratty you name it . He'd probaly even beg for his release.

He's extremly good at whatever role he plays!

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Levi: You know, im jealous of you

Y/n : Huh? Why?

Levi: Your partner is way hotter then mine ( walks away)

Y/n: wait but

Y/n : But wE ARE DATIN-

Y/n : GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

I stan sassy Levi ;D

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(Levi turns on lamp for reading)

Y/n : you might as well call me that lamp..

Levi: Why?

Y/n : Because you turn me on ;)

Levi : I hate you

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!!!FLASH WARNING!!!

Levi Ackerman x reader based on this concept `above

Angst

His hand on you hip and yours at his shoulder. The ballroom floor

all but deserted besides you and Levi. You both were swaying in a peaceful manner, He was a true gentleman, very elegant and graceful in his suit, he smelled of fresh soap and cederwood. A very lovely and not overpowering smell indeed. If only this was real. You closed your eyes. You feared that once you opened them again, he'd be gone . That all of this wasnt real. That it was all cooked up in your imagination. That this wonderfull dream would vanish with Levi. Once you opened your eyes again, your fear came true. You were alone again

Video credits :@gojosuprem4cy on tiktok

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Y/n : I'M TOO HOT

Y/n : (points at Levi)

Y/n: :D

Y/n: :D

Y/n: :D

Levi: ( Monotone with deadpan expression) Hot damn

Y/n: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIRE MAN

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Hange : Hey, Y/n are you free on Saterday? Like around 9:00pm on Saterday?

Y/n : Yes?

Hange : What about you Levi?

Levi : Yes, I am.

Hange : Great ! because im not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Levi : Did they just-

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( Y/n kisses levi on the cheek)

Levi : What is this?

Y/n : Affection

Levi : Disgusting

Levi: ....

Levi: Do it again