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kefir runs through these veins

[goodieprocter]

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

[quasi-normalcy]

Mel Brooks on taking studio notes:

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[totallynotgayforyou]

[liviasdrusillas]

" i arrived in this country as a fifteen year old girl who could not speak the language and was a piece of property. i am now the queen of an expanding empire and a wealthy woman in my own right. if you think that I am incapable of my husband’s interests and my own, you do so at your own peril. "

LAURA BERLIN AS EMMA OF NORMANDY IN VIKINGS: VALHALLA - choices (1.07)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ironmaidenhead]

IT'S LOVE I'M AFTER (1937) — Dir. Archie Mayo

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge! Before your morning coffee edition.

X

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[feminist-space]

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.