coax me, don't coax me

My name Is Carlos and I have a depraved sense of humor. Pictures of me are tagged/me

[poutypetulant-deactivated201808]

[deansprite]

why do i keep losing followers

where are you all going

can i come

[tamtamdi]

Pokemon Humanization

386. Deoxys

http://tamtamdi.com

[pondwitch]

Sub-Zero: These frail mortals don’t stand a chance against me. I love winning tournaments, and I also love having my head and spine connected to the rest of my body.

Scorpion:

[kombatslut]

BITCH DELETE THIS

[pondwitch]

Scorpion: Sub-Zero is dead, and my clan has been avenged. Now my furious soul can finally know peace.

Kuai Liang:

[climbingouttathehole]

[frikiskrew]

[datagrave]

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

[coredumpproject]

I will always reblog all of these.

[critter-of-habit]

Jaime: Arise, Brienne of Tarth, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.

Me: 

[throughyellowlights]

[splashesdarling]

[thecollectibles]

Smashion Fashion - Super Smash Bros fanart by Oscar Vega

[crap-userrname16]

[dancingmuppet]

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

[armedandgayngerous]

b e g o n e, HOT

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME

[love-gay-people]

AHAHAGSFAFAGHBDHCFDSA

I JUST CAN’T EVEN 😂😂😂

[sapphikatara-deactivated2022091]

hera: zeus cheated on me again!

persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you

[sapphikatara-deactivated2022091]

poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((

hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.

[somarysueme]

powerful Queen x Dipshit energy

[kenderfriend]

Lesbiennes sans frontieres 💜💞😊

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[valtsv]

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

[dildeaux]

[versacethotty]

IM OFF THE DEEP END WATCH AS I DIVE IN