hi i’m Teddy

26 • They/Them My art tag is "tedder.art", and the tag "tedder.stuff" has some of my crafts in it.

[agpsoundsystem]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[angrylittlesliceofpizza]

omg @janpekokasite

[ethanmaldridge]

Menswear Menagerie: Summer some more

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[theguywiththewhitespot]

Do you know what the weakest part of a muppet is?

The puppeteer.

[resident-idiot-simp]

[jmfenner91]

[black-pill-becky-deactivated202]

hitting you hitting you hitting you hitting you hi-

[lesbianredpanda]

[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[squeakitties]

how it feels to challenge yourself to an exceptionally difficult drawing and it turns out fucking awesome

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[pride-knightess]

Take it back im telling my mother superior about this 😢

[yesterdaysprint]

Dr. Sargent says women are growing masculine and men are becoming effeminate.

[iowntheworldandyou]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!