Stressed, Depressed, & Not Even Well Dressed @mofo-morgan - Tumblr Blog

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

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emil

boss is presently trying to figure out an app

emil

this would be objectively the funniest way to find out you got fired though

love-too

charlesoberonn

Absolutely.

junkfoodcinemas

I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom. Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. Come with me. Candyman (1992) dir. Bernard Rose

stream

"We were 10 years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word:" "Stark."

marisatomay

“biden fucked up afghanistan!” “no, it’s trump’s fault!” “don’t forget obama!” girlies. please. bushes 1, 2, and reagan are also there. we can blame all six of them without breaking a sweat

guerrillatech

abirdepisode

HELL ya. housekeeping is how the hospital stays clean enough to heal people. it’s endless, thankless, backbreaking, and disgusting. they deserve more pay, more benefits, and more appreciation.

ruckuscauser

In the N95, paper mask on top, full face shield, gown, gloves, shoe covers, in the COVID wards right along with medical staff. Watched them do it for ten months. Absolutely indispensable people.

dankmemeuniversity

babyanimalgifs

ororomunroedontpullout

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

blackfemmejeanvaljean

he loves you give him a hug you monster

doggosource

brain freeze

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

therapists: try this new grounding technique

memewhore

captainsingleton

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that

kitharion

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

minyate

kaity--did

Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer.

Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades’ pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood.

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