Detroit Red Tigers

[phlebasthebroenician]

[afternoonblues]

The Sheep Detectives (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[unlikeable-female-character]

paaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[keikomivra]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) Dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[insert-dramatic-music-here]

I’m down so bad

[sugar-petals]

i watched the pizza in the oven. i am now dough and cheese

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[alien-girl-violet]

at the end of the day we all just want a troubled amputee ex military dilf

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[swarnpert]

they are starving the children of boston right now

[frontmansdefender]

[julieandaskyofsaphires]

Stole this from Twitter. I just needed to post it somewhere. I don’t think I’ve ever been this obsessed with a man before and it’s worrying me.

[randomnessfangirl]

Checking the Ryland Grace x reader tag like it’s the morning paper

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]