If you had to be in a threesome with two people that weren't Elliott, who would they be?
They would clearly be a waste of my time if Elliott is not involved, so I would therefore find a way to clone the guy and have my way with him.
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If you had to be in a threesome with two people that weren't Elliott, who would they be?
They would clearly be a waste of my time if Elliott is not involved, so I would therefore find a way to clone the guy and have my way with him.
Kind of in the mood for a scary film but honestly, sitting alone for one of those is never ideal
Maybe but they are mine and that means a lot to me.
I am the one with an ego?
I have never stated otherwise, have I? I'm sure they're cute and all, despite the shedding that comes off of them. Can't say I envy all the cleaning you might have to do.
Don't make it sound so bad. A little bit of ego won't kill anyone.
Kind of in the mood for a scary film but honestly, sitting alone for one of those is never ideal
I do. They are good company. I really do think you would like them if you bothered to meet them.
Honestly, I am not surprised you see me that way. I am happy with the person I am no matter what other people think of me. I don’t have to please anyone but God and myself in life. I have good friends and family, I work hard and treat people well. So if I have that ‘cat lady vibe’ then so what; I feel blessed to be who I am.
I don't have a reason to see them. I bet they're just like any other dog, but sure, if you insist.
Congrats on your ego then.
Kind of in the mood for a scary film but honestly, sitting alone for one of those is never ideal
… I suppose you are right in some ways. Still, I have my boys at least I guess.
I would like to think I don’t need company to make me happy or things fun even if in most cases it is preferable.
I suppose you mean the little puppies?
If you say so. Still sounds lame to me. Actually, there is this old-cat-lady vibe coming off from you.
Kind of in the mood for a scary film but honestly, sitting alone for one of those is never ideal
Just because something is scary doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. You never know, you might actually enjoy it.
Only if there's company that can easily distract you from the scary stuff - which I bet you don't have, so where would the fun be in that?
Kind of in the mood for a scary film but honestly, sitting alone for one of those is never ideal
Last time I couldn’t look in my mirror for a week.
Then don't watch one. Skip the nightmares. Simple as that.
PHONE CALL → KLAINE
Blaine: [Letting out a sigh of relief when he heard Kurt's voice, Blaine spoke as quickly as he could] I know you're really mad at me and you have every right to be, because I was absolutely horrible to you, but I'm so sorry. I'm just going through a lot right now and I know that's no excuse, but I miss you so much, Kurt, and you're my best friend and I love you and not talking to you for this long is absolutely killing me. I'm not asking you to forgive me for being so terrible, because I don't deserve that, but if you could just...hear me out for a minute? Please?
Kurt: [Stays silent as he hear the other ramble on the other end, and he can feel his irritation fade] You're right. You were horrible to me. But I was no better when I pushed you. I should have... Been more understanding. I just... As selfish as it sounds, this is hard for me too... [He licks his lips and sits down on the edge of his bed.] So, whatever it is you have to say, I'll listen, okay?
PHONE CALL → KLAINE
Blaine: [Paced his room quickly as the phone rang, feeling a bundle of nerves in his stomach as it kept ringing.] Please pick up, please. [He mumbled quietly into the phone, clenching his fists as it kept ringing]
Kurt: [Puts away the needles he kept in his mouth and steps away from the mannequin to reach for his phone as he hear the ringtone. He looks at the screen and furrow his eyebrows in slight confusion before he accepts the call.] What?
Today is not an ordinary day
You guys have been together for eight months? That’s really impressive! Did you do anything fun to celebrate?
Thank you - And I would love to give you all the details, but you are so innocent looking that I fear you might not handle it. See that as me being generous.
Today is not an ordinary day
Well of course not, babe. And might I say….Last night was kind of ridiculously amazing, too. Happy eight months, babe.
That sounds so much like us. Happy anniversary munchkin man.
Today is not an ordinary day
I hope you two had a great anniversary Kurt! I’m glad to see that you both are still happy together.
Thanks a bunch, Mollusk.
So when are you getting down with someone?
Today is not an ordinary day
Congratulations to the cutest couple I know! I hope you two have an amazing anniversary. And I’m hoping that you two have a fun time tonight, I’d remind you to be safe, but, I’m not expecting any biological children from you two any time soon.
Elliott and I know how to have an amazing time together. We just settled for a simple quiet night in and out of bed. Safety is not an issue with us. We're good.
Today is not an ordinary day
And it certainly won't be one by the end of the day. So go ahead. Wish the happy couple a happy eight month anniversary!
Texts | Klaine
Blaine: I am happy to talk to you! But the thing is, it's really hard to express that happiness right now. It's hard enough expressing any emotions, actually. This one happens to be easiest right now. And if this is how I feel today, well, at least be happy I'm feeling anything at all.
Blaine: You don't know what I went through. It's insulting you would even suggest that you do.
Blaine: Goodnight.
Kurt: No, you are right. You are absolutely right. I have no idea what you have been going through. I have only spent all of these months trying to, to the point of wishing that I would have gone through it to be able to understand. Ridiculous, right? But yes, again, you are right. I'm sorry. I'll leave you alone.
Texts | Klaine
Blaine: Thanks. Such a good friend.
Blaine: So you want me to /pretend/ to be happy just because I'm talking to you?
Kurt: I don't know what I thought. Either way, I was wrong to think that you would be happy to talk to me.
Kurt: And you know what? I know what you went through. I know it's terrible. But getting your anger out on me is not going to help you. I didn't do any of those things to you. And don't think I do t know what happened when I spent time by your hospital bed while you were sleeping.
Kurt: I guess that doesn't matter, right? Either way, I was hoping we could talk but I suddenly feel very discouraged, so I'll just leave you alone. Goodnight Blaine.
Texts | Klaine
Blaine: Uh huh.
Blaine: Some guys beat the crap out of me on my prom night.
Kurt: Okay, so tonight is clearly not the right time to talk to you. I'll leave you to your distress.
Kurt: One would think you could at least pretend to be happy to talk to me. I guess that was too much to ask. Good night, Blaine.
Texts | Klaine
Blaine: Alive.
Kurt: And thank goodness for that.
Kurt: So what's with all the grumpiness? Did something happen?