I sleep to live and wake in a dream

Mikaela - 28

[gabitzart]

Me: Pls officer don’t arrest Gentle and La Brava. You don’t have all the facts!

- Which are?

- I love them.

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Neat

[harlequinhatter]

change your FUCKING name

[quasi-normalcy]

Gonna get buried in a fuchsia plastic coffin.

[zerofarad]

oh I’ve seen this car, it comes to Seattle every summer solstice

[quasi-normalcy]

It comes and it claims one, and only one.

[apmaffs]

I wish the Barbie Dream Hearse came to my city.

[pangur-and-grim]

[teenscoolest]

[everythingfox]

Hunter Mode: Activated

[tiktoks-we-like]

[joshpeck]

there is absolutely no way to predict how this video is going to end

[nookisms]

There is exactly one way but none of us noticed it

[natehankz]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[artofmaquenda]

“Glitched”

In search for the soul? Just a thought c:

Refined it a bit more and now I’m happy with it!

[watsupbuddercup]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

[hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo]

The Infinity Sock

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[rowshark]

Kyoto, Japan

[dojacat]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

they were bout to sing a song

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[animatedtext]

requested by the-magical-loser

[bonefarm]

LIVE FAST. DIE FASTER

[ghouloriented]

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

[wetigers]

Why are straight people like this

[officialjared19]

So…. which is which……

[cubeg1rl]

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

[commander-ledi]

new gender binary:

people who barely speak

people who never shut up

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

[sarah1281-deactivated20190328]

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

[freakxwannaxbe]

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

[dove-needsa-nap]

@lavenderlovey

[tv-saved-the-teenage-girl]

@shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees this is like the shit you were talking about

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

Honestly! At some point you just have to say fuck it and accept you’re gonna be peeing in the wrong bathroom 🙄