Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Claire Keane
almost home
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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taylor price
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Light Catcher, oil on linen, 2012 by Hélène Béland
being into top gun is so embarrasing because how do i explain that this military propaganda movie has dynamics that rom-coms wish they had
After Iceman dies Mav receives a letter in the mail containing his dogtags and class ring with a letter simply addressed to "My Wingman" written in the letter is his list of all the reasons they couldnt be together, they have all been lightly marked out and written at the bottom is "I'm sorry my love, I should have realized the time would pass anyway, it would have been worth it to spend that time with you. I'm sorry I wasn't brave enough."
And now I'm crying 😭
It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)
all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg
20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE
i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud
This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards
really hope this is my tumblr legacy #MyLegacy
Trust me. Play the video. 🤣
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?
“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
Will always reblog.
Buck, pouring himself his sixth cup of coffee: why are my hands shaking? Eddie, drinking his ninth: your skeleton is ready to hatch.
Eddie: [making mashed potatoes] it feels like you don't trust my cooking Buck: [also making mashed potatoes] don't be silly, darling
How I found out about trump getting shot
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.
So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.
Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.
Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.
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My mom is a gastroenterologist and she once told me that the old wives' tale of people who died of "stopped digestion" was pretty much made up to cover up for women who got fed up with their abusive husbands and slipped some rat poison into their dinner (esp in rural areas). Local doctors knew who these men were (everyone knew) and the community pretty much nodded along when the death certificate said natural causes. The widow would dress in black for a couple years and basically go on with her life.
Hen: I think you should change your last name, Buck.
Buck: To- to what??
Hen: Diaz.
Eddie, across the room: Did you just hit on him for me??
Hen: Well you weren't going to and everyone in this firehouse is sick of you making those eyes at each other and not doing a damn thing about it!
"what will you become tomorrow?"