Actually Mom

Ohio. Jewish as the hell we don't believe in. Feminism isn’t feminism if it isn’t intersectional. Annie, 26.

[horror-stim]

☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

[acoolguy]

[amethystsoda]

[guy]

#forbidden crinkle fry #forbidden curly fry

[afloweroutofstone]

Taliban’s media division is now paying Twitter for verification

[mini-wrants]

Praying for this outcome, @senatortedcruz.

[mangonetics]

they should add some trench warfare mechanics to football

[sumeria]

they did this in riverdale in s5

[mangonetics]

y'all were fucking serious???

[teamlynda-deactivated20240930]

honestly i was obsessed with LC for this (before my time as @teamlynda)

[scholarlyhobbit]

Worth noting: Ms Carter isn't Jewish, but her husband is, her kids are, and her dress designer, Zac Posen, is. She proved here that "ally" is a verb, not a title.

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

[sanjidysphoria]

yes btw i want homeless people to be able to sleep on benches in the metro. yes even if they are drunk. yes even if they smell bad.

[sanjidysphoria]

as minuses are approaching im here to remind you that if you dont have a problem with anti homeless architecture you are a piece of shit and i hope you freeze to death one day

[cumaeansibyl]

if you don't want homeless people sleeping on the benches in the metro give them a fucking apartment. and then still let people sleep on the benches anyway because fuck you.

[psilocervidae]

"Autism be damned my boy can-" Wait no hold up. Why are we damning autism. I love autism. Autism be blessed.

[freshmoviequotes]

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

[animusrox]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[fullcravings]

Yuzu Lemon Crinkle Cookies

[ayeforscotland]

The fight for trans rights bringing about an end to the United Kingdom will be extremely funny.

[grunyin]

I saved this picture like a year ago

[slimegargoyle]

I was interested to know whether there had been any noticeable uptick in searches for “the cask of amontillado” since this meme began and while there has, it’s the exact same uptick which has occurred every fall in recent memory as high school teachers have geared up for their spooky october literature units 

[lookskindadeadinside]

it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

[theygender]

Tips for dealing with below 0°F temperatures, for anyone who's not used to it and is now having to deal with it in this winter storm:

Tuck your shirt into your pants to prevent the cold from sneaking in

Put on a sweater or a hoodie over that, and then also wear a coat over that

Put on a beanie and then pull your hood up over that (BOTH hoods if you're wearing a hoodie instead of a sweater)

Wear a scarf underneath your coat hood. You want it to be kept as close to you as possible, and hopefully high enough that you can tuck your nose into it while walking outside

Wear solid pants like jeans, and put on tights, leggings, or (if you actually have any) long underwear underneath

Wear two pairs of socks—at least one of which is long socks—and tuck your leggings into those

Wear boots or some other thick shoe with good traction if you have any

GLOVES. Wear two pairs if you need to. I only have one pair and now my hands are my only weak point 😭

Try not to stay outside for too long if you can help it, frostbite and hypothermia are painful and very dangerous. When you're inside, make sure you're eating plenty of food and drinking plenty of water. Your body needs energy and hydration to fight off the cold. Stay safe out there everyone

[teaboot]

I'm trying to figure out if I'm a dude or not and I thought I was being stealth two months ago hitting up my mom like "Hey I might get a chest reduction what's ur opinion" then last night with the "Yo if I was a guy what would you name me" I GOT A FUCKING PHONE CALL LIKE "You know you can just tell me you're trans. You'll still have depression as a man but whatever. You know my opinion doesn't fuckin matter right just tell people to fuck off, you used to always tell people to fuck off, what changed why do you give a shit now. You were cooler when you were eight and didn't give a fuck" AS IF THAT WAS A CONVERSATUON I WAS READY FOR AT SEVEN IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

[cipheramnesia]

I remember telling my dad over the phone I was transitioning and he just said, yeah that happens, and continued audibly eating a salad.

[arabian-batboy]

Don’t play with me now, this better be for real-

[injuries-in-dust]

Oh, shit. If you know about the timeline, this avatar is going to be in that’s world’s version of the modern day. Or close to it.

Aang was around an industrial revolution, with steam being the newest tech.

Korra was pretty synonymous for around the 1900-1920s

If she lived a long life, and she probably did…

Let me think. She’s in her twenties in the 20s… if she lived to be eighty or even ninty, probably more…

If the avatar we follow in this new series is in his late teens, that would put them equal to the early 2000s!

[scrotumsmuggler]

I hope the new Avatar causes 9/11

[irawhiti]

i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

[irawhiti]

highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people