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I want a groundhog day episode of a show on which during each subsequent loop when the character-who-remembers is explaining the situation, they get these responses from a media savvy character…
“You mean like the movie Groundhog Day?”
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“You mean like the Star Trek: the Next Generation episode Cause and Effect?”
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“You mean like the X-files episode Monday?”
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“You mean like Stargate SG-1 episode Window of Opportunity?”
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“You mean like the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode Life Serial?”
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“You mean like the Xena: the Warrior Princess episode Been There, Done That?”
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“You mean like the Fringe episode White Tulip?”
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“You mean like the 12 Monkeys episode Lullaby?”
(this one is followed by a quick exchange of “They made a tv show based on 12 Monekys?” “Yeah, it was pretty good.”)
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“You mean like the Supernatural episode Mystery Spot?”
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“You mean like the Charmed episode Deja Vu All Over Again?”
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“You mean like the Dark Matter episode All the Time in the World?”
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“You mean like the Star Trek: Discovery episode Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad?”
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“You mean like the Legends of Tomorrow episode Here I Go Again?”
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“You mean like the Blindspot episode Everlasting?”
with the response “That one doesn’t really count, it was a dream after the first explo-”
“Ok, yes fine, so then, you mean like the Japanese light novel All You Need to Kill and the subsequent Tom Cruise movie Edge of Tomorrow?”
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“You mean like the short lived 2006 tv series Day Break?”
“THERE IS NO WAY THAT WAS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT! ADMIT YOU REMEMBER THE LOOPS!”
“Never!”
The title of the episode is “It’s All Been Done Before”.
Zutara week 2019 Day 7 - Easier I suspect that I misinterpreted the meaning of the word “easier”, but anyway
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Who made Kat angry this time?!
@zutarawasrobbed I had to
sorry,guys
Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!
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G.O.A.T
I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn
i love that he’s still doing this
i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT
i love that victory slide
Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??
He sent it to the fucking shadow realm
people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
this makes me want to cry
This is true, they painted everywhere, and most of the example of outdoors rock art is found in other continents aside from Europe. Some examples:
The Zuojiang Huashan Rock Art Cultural Landscape, in Guangxi, southern China.
The Helan Kou Valley carvings, north of China.
Kakadu National Park, Australia.
Saimaluu Tash, Kyrgyzstan.
Gobustan, Azerbaijan.
Horseshoe Canyon (Utah)
Whatever they once said to their authors, they scream their message of no message across the millennia to us now.
The quote is from “What the caves are trying to tell us” by Sam Kriss. It’s a gorgeously written article and I highly recommend reading it.
this just changed my entire attitude
wow same
I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.
Put this puppy in office.
This puppy for president.
I swear this partially cured my hangover
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these are some great tweets
When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.
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But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them
Not so common knowledge.
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