Moms Wearing Bow Ties

The Only Obsession Greater Than A Fandom Is A Small Person

[whoneedsfeminism]

I need feminism because I was told that no man wants a woman who is smarter than them.

[momswearingbowties]

This totally happened to me recently. Guy said I should not introduce myself at Dr. after getting a PhD (when I get my PhD) seriously?!

[yugbbam-deactivated20170817]

[msatomiicbomb]

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

[kyla-hunt-blog]

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

[aryeastark]

wake up australia 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

[crispybiscuitfinger]

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

[happyvegetable]

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

[cryforce]

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

[millshouse-deactivated20140425]

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

[sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac]

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

[casey-jane-lewis]

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

[theacademyish-deactivated201708]

what the actual fuck australia 

[halleluyall]

[owlgams]

toothless the giant black kitten

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[9gag]

[lets-go-lesbos-deactivated20131]

Google Chrome feels

this made me laugh so hard

[momswearingbowties]

Had not posted anything artsy in a while because I have been busy----doing artsy stuff. 

Anyways, super happy with how this commission turned out. Also my second librarian. 

[thehec]

[quitit]

The fuck

were they smoking

[jessicatheshark]

seaweed, my friend

[rikkisimons]

[esaiesdeon]

Constellation: Leo 

[annmarcellino]

These blocks need to go in a specific order, you don’t understand.

[momswearingbowties]

Oh my gosh so cute

[annmarcellino]

I… like Sailor Moon…

[hohoehoes]

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more about

[sandandglass]

[thoroughlymodernenough]

The American collegiate system in one gif set

[tempestttossed-deactivated20170]

it hurts

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke

[momswearingbowties]

Ran into some trouble with Tribbles 

[chinuplittlepup]

[ecstatic-motion]

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

[cassiebones]

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

[momswearingbowties]

This bunny wins the internet

[thelaughingvulture]

I thought I’d start to loosen up for some arting by setting a timer for three minutes and seeing if, in that span of time, I could convey the difference in body type between Kalilenia and Lari’da—the Wildstar versions of them, at least. This is something I used to find impossible because I am awful. I’m still awful, but I think the exercise was a success.

And then I realized that Lari just looked like she was massively disappointed and looking away like “free me from this hell” so.

[momswearingbowties]

These are really good proportion sketches! You are way better at doing the these than me! thelaughingcyborg