The Butterfly Queen

Scorpio. 27. I guess I’m a meme page.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[mutationgirl]

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[luguuuu]

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[brucebocchi]

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

[zegalba]

Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[mrhealyourgirl]

look at my gouger, boy.

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other