i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

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@monarch126
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?
oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest
I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal
going to the corner store to get more corners
i’m having an edging party but none of you can come
fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose
has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall
i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer
Kelly Rowland Texting Nelly Via Microsoft Excel And Then Getting Annoyed When He Doesn’t Text Back (2002)
*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you
This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?
And it's gonna getcha
“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me
look at my gouger, boy.
uhh my two cents are fucking each other