creature of some sort

June but also Vi (or Quinn ig) . sometimes human usually dog . no pronouns but also it/its

[maidenofmadness]

> D1NNR_PROTOCOL_31b_$153739463839<

[princessdraconic]

wotc has gotten. just. devastatingly good at servicing fans of mtg in between ub slop sets. i feel like im with a girl who's annoying as fuck and can't stop making references to the marvel cinematic universe and thinks superman is stronger than goku but she gives unreal head. absolutely reality shattering blowjobs

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[potatochangbin]

i saw this posted on pinterest and i NEED to add the funniest comment ever

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[ijwt-art]

All tuckered out

[telumendils]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[angelic-soyo]

sorry dogfighting is too intimate can we just shoot at each other from far enough way that we can’t see each other at all

[minimum-abort-range-1a]

The cold calcuting BVR, shes just a blip on your radar after all, but that slowly gets closer and closer, slowly becoming more heated until the merge, that pivotal moment when the pilots are closest together.

And then you can see her, the markings on her aircraft, the exhaust from her engines, bright and powerful. And maybe even her, through the canopy. It gets messy, one-circle, two-circle, rolling scissors, trying to get every pound of thrust out of your aircraft, pulling as many g's as both you and your airframe can handle, desperately looking for and trying to lock her, HMCS, vertical scan, the beauty of her flares when you manage to throw an off boresight fox-2.

And then finally pulling her into your sights. She's slow, desperate, tired, maybe even out of flares. And as the sight aligns with her there's nothing left to do but pull the trigger.

[runthinkshootlive]

[glacierclear]

morning

[hellyesbro]

okay so anyone who follows me knows I am always always always bitching about artists depictions of trans women but like holy shiiiit this is REALLY good. Like soooo much art that isnt by trans women fall into two camps of "draw a cis woman and later say shes trans" or "draw the most virulently transmisogynistic caricature possible" but this piece is just so..... real? Like, there are real actual trans women who look like this for once in a billion years. this kicks ass

[werewolf-transgenderism]

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

[werewolf-transgenderism]

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

[werewolf-transgenderism]

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

[werewolf-transgenderism]

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

[markscherz]

[strong-resilient-indigenous]

yall we did it

we made it to boob frogs

[markscherz]

[gingerbeercosplay]

Edit of my recent Mechsplo photoshoot with @foreststairspreservationsociety, music used is Lobotomize Me by The Rat Utopia Experiment!

Mech combat is a high stakes game. Capture is never the better option, especially for an insurgent Rebel pilot.

This footage was recovered by a rescue team who were unable to recover the pilot shown before she was extracted to a second location, most likely an Imperial reconditioning facility (more commonly known as "kennels"). It is believed that the torture documented at the initial site was carried out merely as entertainment or reward for her captor, a so called “Coyote” of an Imperial unit specializing in pilot capture.

What happens within the reconditioning facilities is little known, however what information has leaked substantiates almost no chance for escape.

This footage serves as a grim reminder for all pilots to use their saxitoxin injector before capture, ensuring their expiration before succumbing to worse fates.

[cepn-archive]

it’s too early for this

[budaiproli]

oks

[dukeofedinburgh]

[budaiproli]

me and the boys, felsírtam

[sztupy]

tegnapról

[edgar-allan-possum]

Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III

[mccoppinscrapyard]

UPDATES

[pancoleon]

My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country's colours on the 1st country's flag and mixes their names together.

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

[dykepet]

"I'm so proud of you 🥰🥰" never hits better than when you're being forced to do or say the grossest, most degrading things for the cruel entertainment of someone else

[ava-the-total-lez]

EASILY my favourite to do. it's important to teach subs how important it is to get worse for you <3

[dykepet]

"I'm so proud of you 🥰🥰" never hits better than when you're being forced to do or say the grossest, most degrading things for the cruel entertainment of someone else

[ava-the-total-lez]

EASILY my favourite to do. it's important to teach subs how important it is to get worse for you <3

[ava-the-total-lez]

@juniper-a-enby being a real one as per usual

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[milady-motherfucker]

@sillylittlemeowl @vellhighbandi @disproportionatelysculpting ik what you ate

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Average Handler: "This is my hound, my weapon, my darling machine of destruction that will spell the end of you filthy, rebellious-"

Rebel: Throws a ball

Hound: Goes sprinting after it

Handler: "I hate you so much."