How's It Shakin Bacon

[monarchs-tits]

fUCK THIS BLOG

go follow @scrogms i keep forgetting about this one

[monarchs-tits]

hello mutuals

u alive in there

[arexcho]

So dumb for not posting these next to each other~  :D

[horsesthatlooklikewizards]

date a boy who kicks down your door at 4:57AM on a Wednesday while blasting a distorted version of Take On Me on a boombox that only takes cassettes. why did he put it on a cassette. where did he even get them. how

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[hitchcomet]

[moontouched-moogle]

I can’t reblog the post about the Pepsi logo redesign document for some reason so here it is

go look at it and be dumbfounded

[fenrirlives]

>goes from circle aesthetic (reasonable) to the mathematical precision and taoist symbolism contained within the logo on a soda

>Straight up dives into the golden ratio, then makes golden ratios within golden ratios to form a collage of golden ratios within the strokes of a logo on a soda

>Subliminal Car and Carriage imagery, implying both progress and fairy tail fantasy. In a logo on a soda

>Fucking configurations of the universe, the rotation of the planets, all encapsulated in a logo on a soda

>THE CURVATURE OF THE HUMAN MIND AND HIS RELATION TO THE COSMOS. ENCAPSULATED IN A LOGO. ON. A . SODA

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Wait, is this what that fucking Lemon Demon song is about?

[moontouched-moogle]

It could be, yeah.

[vonisv]

What the actual fuck am I reading?

[devilishdescent]

same

[juggalosmoker100-deactivated202]

reblog to travel to the pepsiverse and unlock the secrets of the cosmos

[ray-rabies]

just… what the fuck

[peribirb]

It’s like the fucking Time Cube

[taquito]

this one single frame from spongebob is so haunting

[mataalturtle-deactivated2018090]

Take a fucking sip babes

[sarnain]

[3lixar]

when ure on the character select screen of a fighting game and u and ur friend pick the same character

[friend-called-boxcar]

[doctorbutler]

when ur friend spends too much time in the customize menu.

[evolutionofmyjourney]

[glumshoe]

my uncle

-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldn’t hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerd… who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called “goo”; his favorite flavor is “plain”. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and it’s as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would just… spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that he’d covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them

[glumshoe]

-is sending me on a roadtrip to the National Radio Quiet Zone for fun and education

[glumshoe]

-showed up to a family outing downtown this morning, wearing nylon shorts and expensive leather Oxford formal shoes -cried himself to sleep as a child because he desperately wanted a pet alligator -has experimented with god knows how many psychoactive substances…. For Science -is a literal masochist, as discovered this afternoon, when he told me all about how he’s addicted to the “excruciating pain and unexpected pleasure” of physical therapy -has feet so long he has to get shoes custom made for him - they have, in the past, been mistaken for clown shoes -once took his girlfriend on a date to lick the St. Louis Arch, in winter, and later revealed that he only framed it as a date ‘cause he was afraid of going alone in case his tongue got stuck to the metal -told me that he loved how bananas made his whole throat feel tingly, was surprised to find out that bananas are not supposed to have this effect -was disappointed that I did not bring a book on demon conjugation to the family reunion, because he wanted to compare it to his own translation -got banned from going down a slide today because he was dripping wet and had clearly been swimming…. he was just really sweaty from climbing the stairs

[glumshoe]

-sent me a check but forgot my legal name and put my nickname on it instead (it can’t be deposited and he hasn’t sent another)

[glumshoe]

this is what he wore to a family outing downtown

[cutbu]

[bepiis]

[cowboypsyop]

Muda Muda

[bepiis]

checkmate

[carnival-phantasm]

The one who stopped time was me.

[bepiis]

the reason you lost, is because you pissed me off

[cowboypsyop]

Kakyoin! Iggy! Avdol! We did it!

[monarchs-tits]

Pokemon Go Teams Be Like

Team Mystic: [pushes up glasses] you have miscalculated and that is your grave mistake for I am the superior trainer you peasant here to educate you on the unpleasant truths of this world Mystic is clearly above you and only the naive couldn't see that-

Team Instinct: hey pal lets just have a jolly good time please dont hurt me i work at walgreens

Team Valor: [muffled sound of 'Gasolina' playing in the distance] I HAVENT SLEPT IN FORTY HOURS I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AND I DROVE DIRECTLY INTO AN OLD NAVY FOR A SQUIRTLE

[stelmarias]

[iguanamouth]

U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

[surprisebitch]

this is the most hardcore comeback ive ever seen