[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[adi-z-z]

I laughed, then I teared up, then I laughed at myself ~ IM A QUALITY HUMAN 

[pansexual-pied-piper]

I‘m sure I reblogged this before, but it‘s just still so fucking funny

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I wish I had siblings like this (but alas I’m an only child)

[accio-hufflepuff-power-deactiva]

My brother is like this and I love it

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Du spürst die Blicke und weißt, dass du hier nicht willkommen bist.

Jedes mal in der Schule..

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Honestly, fuck you.

---fuck you quotes

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Harry: Hey Liam! Your favourite One Direction member has arrived!

Liam: Really? I don’t see Zayn anywhere.

Harry: ... that hurt because of how real it was.

Fml.

[lockzinhas]

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Wow! 😻

[iconszjm]

ziam lockscreens

like or reblog if you save

[lockzinhas]

[zaynmedits]

LIKE/REBLOGUE SE PEGAR/GOSTAR

não reposte

[onedlockz]

*:･ﾟone direction *:･ﾟ  — fanarts credit to millamint.  {reposting}

[thegirlwhocriessushi]

what happened on 25th march 2017 ((is Johanna's birthday😭))))

- #2YearsWithoutZayn - #1YearsOfMindOfMine - Liam is father - Harry post 3 white photos - Harry annunced his first song - Louis performed in Miami

Niall just play golf and drink beer, how can’t you love him?

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Liam: What do you guys want from the store?

Niall: [Gestures]

Harry: [Gestures]

Liam: What?

Harry: [Gestures wildy]

Niall: [Gestures wildy]

Liam: Use words.

Louis: They can’t.

Liam: Why not?

Louis: Their arguing kept disturbing Zayn while he tried to write songs, so he made them a deal. He’ll go on a date with whoever stays silent the longest.

Liam: How long have they been going for?

Louis: About 3 weeks.

[mondhuman4ever-blog]

Harry: Zayn, you're smart. I have a question about outer space.

Zayn: *points* It's up there.

[exploding-stars]

Es wundert mich nicht dass ich so leicht zu ersetzen bin, denn ich bin kein toller Mensch.

(via depressedblogx)

[anvisieren]

Leute reden über mich und kennen mich nicht mal.

(via anvisieren)

[berliner-arroganz]

Ich kann den ganzen Tag dem essen widerstehen, nur Abends nicht.

berliner-arroganz (via berliner-arroganz)

[nutzloserxjunge-deactivated2017]

Diese Traurigkeit, die manche Menschen in ihren Blicken haben, wenn sie denken, dass sie niemand beobachtet.

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