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My status quo breaker <3

"Cringefail losers" as if she wasn't a cringefail loser herself.

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

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this feels canon

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hat or no hat

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 69

Human Version of Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

Human Perry art by my personal favorite PnF fan artist @chio-chan2artbox

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YOU ALL BETTER VOTE SPAMTON NOW OR I'LL DO SOMETHING BAD

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please vote Spamton it would be really fucking funny if Tenna and Spamton fight for the title of Tumblr Sexyman 2026

blueplecostomus

Hi tumblr :D first post, here’s a comic from a bit ago

monitorbread

so, my parents bought me a new bed today.

genuinely i dont want them to buy me a new bed because financially i dont want to burden them but like. this stupid TEENAGER somehow has BACK PAIN from SLEEPING WRONG why was i CURSED with this BODY of mine that INFLICTS PAIN on MYSELF whose side are you ON?!

it's genuinely saddening i dont wanna burden my parents buying me a new bed even tho their bed is making THEIR BACK hurt TOO goodness gracious

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pls help what do i do @starflare2 @bethancahill @samanthuel-rook @dookdookie

#new plan: tell them the bed is uncomfy and i cant sleep so they use the bed for themselves INSTEAD and solve THEIR back pain first #also how the FUCK do i have back pain this has been going on for months this stupid body doesn't cater to my need.s #monitorbread rambles #back pain

so, my parents bought me a new bed today.

genuinely i dont want them to buy me a new bed because financially i dont want to burden them but like. this stupid TEENAGER somehow has BACK PAIN from SLEEPING WRONG why was i CURSED with this BODY of mine that INFLICTS PAIN on MYSELF whose side are you ON?!

it's genuinely saddening i dont wanna burden my parents buying me a new bed even tho their bed is making THEIR BACK hurt TOO goodness gracious

#new plan: tell them the bed is uncomfy and i cant sleep so they use the bed for themselves INSTEAD and solve THEIR back pain first #also how the FUCK do i have back pain this has been going on for months this stupid body doesn't cater to my need.s #monitorbread rambles #back pain

iphyria

Bugs when you- hey why is this bug flipping me off

castur1

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ONESHOT JOURNEYYYY

Haha, well, I'm not sure how much there is to say really. I've only played for 1.5 hours as of writing, so I've not gotten very far yet.

The start is probably pretty typical: weird house, lightbulb/sun (?), dark world, prophet guy (I'm God???), red-haired tall lady. She's really cute btw... Made a crowbar, put a thing in a thing, revived the robots. Then I found the strange .txt file in my Documents folder and used the code in it to open a box, that was really cool. I still don't know what that weird voice-in-the-computer thing is about though, or the... Journal? Red-haired lady told me it was important, at least. Most recently I explored the gas-filled area, and now the boat guy ("rowbot"? Top tier pun) is awake! I just need to find some way to clean them.

So yeah, that's about it. I've really enjoyed it so far! All the characters are so charming, especially Niko. I Love Them. They're so precious. I will draw more art of them. The whole meta element is amazing, I love that kind of stuff. I look forward to playing more! I'm sure nothing horrible or emotionally devastating will happen :D