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the very last second made it, tbh
Late Night - WinterHawk
Honestly, it'd probably be more in character if their positions were switched (I doubt someone as paranoid as Bucky would risk sleeping on his stomach) but I wanted to draw them cuddling so... sue me ig lol.
Also, this took me nearly 7 hours of sketching 💀💀, my body hates me now.
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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
2 sentence horror story
official anti terf post
Today I am mostly thinking about a spin-off of The Mummy (1999) in which Jonathan comes into possession of (read: steals from an auction house) an ancient relic from a temple of Dionysus, and unfortunately it turns out that he’s exactly the kind of rambunctious fiend who, when he touches the relic, is immediately recognised by it as One Of Us, and the relic’s awesome powers are activated, meaning that Jonathan himself becomes a vessel for bacchic power, and people just start going absolutely fucking nuts around him and inviting him to impromptu orgies and raving naked in the hills and buying him really expensive wine, and he has absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on, and the only person unaffected by the relic’s powers is Ardeth Bay, so the two of them have to try and find a way to unlink Jonathan from the power source while everyone around them gets worked up into an increasing bacchic frenzy, and Jonathan is like “You know what, this isn’t that bad, actually! Yes, the orgies are a bit awkward, especially when you’re just trying to browse for a nice hat and then the milliners start going at it, but actually, the free wine is quite nice! Do we really have to put a stop to it? I just got handed a lovely bottle of 1909 Château d'Yquem, which is worth a fortune and really does complement a cheesecake,” and Ardeth just has to take four incredibly deep breaths until the red mist fades and he’s composed enough to remind Jonathan that the bacchic rites of myth ended in people being torn apart, so yes, they really ought to put a stop to it, and then Jonathan takes a moment to consider all the ramifications of that, and he’s like “All right, but can we wait just a tiny bit, because if the people who own that auction house end up getting torn to pieces in a ritual frenzy, that would actually be very good for me, because it might mean that I don’t get my kneecaps broken later in a non-ritual context,” and then Ardeth has to resist the urge to throw him into a river
@belphegor1982 do you have Thoughts on this
All right! *claps hands* I’m home from work and I have half an hour while the andouillettes are cooking/baking/roasting in the oven/doing their thing (edit: I took so bloody long this is now it’s an hour later and the andouillettes were delicious) so let’s see. (just fyi I saw this peeking on Tumblr at work and had to think Excel thoughts not to laugh out loud XD)
Honestly the “not throwing Jonathan into a river” part ultimately comes down to a lack of opportunity, because Ardeth has plenty of means and especially motive but unfortunately also a decided lack of river nearby, so. That falls through. (“What is it with you and impromptu river swimming, anyway, old chap?” “Do not change the subject. Orgies. Stop. NOW.”)
So anyway, after a telephone call to Evy and Rick (the wonders of modern technology, which means Jonathan doesn’t have to grab the brain bleach he’d undoubtedly need if THAT occurred). While Rick is laughing uproariously in the background, Evy puts Jonathan on hold while she searches through her vast personal library to find something related to Dionysiac orgies and, preferably, how to stop them. She finds a solution, of course, but refuses to go with her brother because it’s time he took his responsibilities for once and she doesn’t have any time for uncontrollable Roman orgies when she’s correcting the Bembridge Scholars’ mistakes on Manetho’s Aegyptiaca. (Jonathan sputters and thanks whichever deity might be listening that he can blissfully keep not picturing his sister naked, thankyouverymuch.)
Jonathan and Ardeth (in his quality of “weirdly not affected by the cursed orgy relic”) travel to Greece to put it back, have lots of shenanigans and comical misunderstandings, and once everything is put to rights they both breathe a sigh of relief.
“So,” Jonathan asks Ardeth afterwards, “why d'you think you weren’t affected at all? Besides the fact that you’re so dignified that relic probably took a look at you somehow and gave up trying?”
Ardeth very carefully Does Not Blush. Which is odd, because Jonathan has seen him handle the whole orgy nonsense without batting an eye.
“Luck, probably,” says Ardeth with a straight face, which is total bullshit, as evidenced by the massive smooch that occurs approximately seven minutes later. (Because misunderstandings are well and good but at some point a chap would very much like to smooch the love of his life within an inch of, well, both their lives.)
“Still want to throw me into the river?” asks Jonathan a few hours later, by which time they’re considerably less decent but also much happier.
Ardeth laughs and kisses him again to shut him up.
(I didn’t set out to practically write a fic but there you are :D Thanks a lot for the nudge! 💜)
I’M SHRIEKING WITH DELIGHT
Other things I would like for us to consider:
Rick presents Jonathan with a bottle of wine the next time they see one another, and congratulates him half-sincerely on deciding to settle down with the only person who could resist ripping his clothes off
Jonathan writes a novel based on the whole debacle, which is banned in 24 countries for obscenity (Evy likes to joke that it’s because of his over-use of metaphor)
Ardeth does actually throw Jonathan into a river when he suggests they go to the temple of Aphrodite for their anniversary, ‘just to have a look around’
when you let the adhd human fidget with your hand to keep him focused on the pack meeting but now that's all you can focus on bc you're a touch-starved little man
haven't had a lot of time to draw lately and been bouncing between wayy too many different projects without finishing anything so here's something a little less refined 🫶
A couple winterhawk doodles and a clint taking a break from training :P
end of summer photo collection ☀️
(close-ups under the cut)
Fuck you. You know how to use the @ button. Come at me like an honest entity rather than posting photos of me like a rank coward.
Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
"He should have stopped when he was still AHEAD!"
Absolutely brilliant. No notes.
OK but Statler and Waldorf need to have climbed the tower of the Eye of Sauron and be watching the whole movie from there.
With ear trumpets and opera binoculars on a stick to explain how they can hear and see every bit of dialogue and bit of action.
Sauron himself needs to be ignorant of their presence immediately below him, and they need to call attention regularly to everything the character that's a literal giant eye doesn't notice.
Once the Ring is destroyed and the tower is fallen they need to be clambering out of the rubble and:
"Looks like the Eye of Sauron is closed."
"Looks like the Eye of Sauron was closed for the whole movie!"
And they both laugh.
i only ever thought / there were two kinds of loves: / the kind you would kill for and / the kind you would die for. / but you, my darling, / you were the kind of love / i would live for.
poem by @barneswilson
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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him…. The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.
I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.
I love this too much.
Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist
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