[blackwaxx]

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[segamascott]

[griffonatrix]

I'M A SICK DUCK

I LIKE FREE BREAD

IT ALWAYS HURTS MY TUMMY GIVE ME SEEDS INSTEAD

[kosmogrl]

[bisforbutch]

Get your pussy up, get your money up. You are a woman, not a girl. A man, not a boy. Twinks aren't a race. Abandon girl math, abandon male incompetence. Disavow internal racism, systemic misogyny (including transmisogynoir) and abuse culture. Accept these fucking words into your heart and you can hit the ground running toward where you want to be inside and out and I'm so fucking serious.

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[likemonalisa]

Rhian Teasdale, Nylon Magazine, 2025

[stuckinapril]

This is actually so real

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[snoopylovessoup]

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[cunning-linguistix]

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*