[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

last photo of queen elisabeth II and prince philip together🙏🏼😔💖 this is so sad

[frodo-baggins]

oh yeah? could a depressed person do THIS ? *replies to one (1) message*

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[funnypicsdept]

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[iamnotheretoamuseyou]

[3rd-world-elite]

[endofeva1997]

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

movie producers be like

[thatsbelievable]

[firmlygr4spit]

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yea hi can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh physical touch and affection combo meal please

[dianarossliveinconcert-blog]

[tildren]

[itmeansapricot]

#my cat when he hears any kind of plastic crinkling

[valtsv]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *is enveloped in fog and disappears never to be seen or heard from again*

[animatedtext]

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt