[ispybluesky]

[omghotmemes]

Who started this

[soupwife]

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: “don’t worry baby it’s not real, it’s only actors. In real life embarrassing things don’t actually happen”

[toastbutteregg]

youre insecure

dont know what for

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]

[adampvrrish]

shake it by metro station makes me go a special kind of crazy

[adampvrrish]

now if she DOES it like this will you DO it right back now when she TOUCHES like this will you touch her like that now if she moves like this will you move her like that COME ON shake shake shake shake shake IT

[claycaduceus]

You drink up santa you drink up santy claus how does that taste HOW DOES IT TASTE SANTY CLAUS

[atrisk]

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

[atrisk]

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gogoakechi]

vibe check

[pavelow]

I would not survive a vibe check right now

[sleepeys]

me: im so glad im finally home!!! now i can draw stuff and make the things i want and be productive and-!!!!

me, being home:

[nflstreet]

[tchaikovskaya]

world heritage post

[underrmyumbrellaella]

this is the true gen z experience

[mass-exodus]

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

[vodkassassin]

man and you were only six hours old

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

tbh as weird as Riverdale is no scene will ever be weirder than Archie and Veronica singing "All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" while Betty pole dances and strips in order to join a biker gang.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]