Little Miss Whim

I'm just going to post whatever I feel like because I'm the monarch of my daydreams.

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[thememedaddy]

[neckkiss]

CALL HER NOW.

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined

[dogpuppy]

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[crazy-brazilian]

[kkorechika]

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

[felinehexes]

[myspace]

[neckkiss]

RIGHT?

[catchymemes]

[thoughtkick]

“Let everything happen to you: Beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final.”

— Rainer Maria Rilke, Go to the Limits of Your Longing

[landsccape]

[monoful]

Season 5 volume 2 is so beautifully emotional I can’t stop crying

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[yomikoreadsbooks]

OH.

[tomii-memo]

 「梅雨のあしおと」をテーマにした合同展に参加させていただきます🌧️☔️

【space caiman Creator Museum vol.2】

アクリルガッシュ作品描きました。

新作グッズも作りました(昨日入稿した。間に合え〜！)

お近くにお越しの際は是非お立ち寄りくださいませ！

https://dscaiman.com/exhibition/space-caiman-Creator-Museum-02/

場所　Deesse space caiman Shibuya

  東京都渋谷区神南１丁目１３−４ Idoビル

5/17(土)〜6/1(日) 12:00〜20:00(最終入場19:45迄) 

休：水(5/21、5/28)

参加作家：

 asoi / hao / kamereonu / KEN / KIRUTA / kokuno /

mirin / PHI /おくいあむ / カネオヤサチコ / さび / 情緒 /

燈彩 / トミイマサコ / ナナカワ / ななみ雪 /パナソニー /

ひすい / ぴば子 / 松本のこり / 山月まり / よきなが

[thememedaddy]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[rexrattorum]

You are the only valid manager

[bee-martin]

this is kind of hilarious to me because this made it seem like OP was at least mid to late 20s but they’re 19

[antique-scarecrow]

this post somehow got even better