[monogramsalarm]

happy the vampire lestat day to all who celebrate it

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[kenziecore]

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

[into-the-clintoris]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH POST JUSTIN MCELROY SAYING "Hm. Kinda faggy."

[into-the-clintoris]

Happy Kinda Faggy Friday

[into-the-clintoris]

See the problem with this clip is there is nowhere else but here we can talk about it. On tik tok this would cause 1 month of discourse and Justin mcelroy would block me forever for posting about it. But it's the funniest thing on earth to me. But I can't tell anyone.

[lilyblisslys]

if I ever tell you “lmk what you think if you read/play/watch it!” I am firmly inviting you to send me a play by play minute by minute cataloguing of your thoughts about The Thing

[saviorified]

I believe he is a girl but not anytime soon

[maykitz]

[romint-drake]

How it started

How it's going

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[thoodleoo]

extremely funny when students get really into some harmless "vintage" activity to the point of absurdity. right now it's hacky sack, which is not something i ever thought i would see my students playing en masse. and yet here they are organizing competitive hacky sack teams. taking over any space they can to kick a hacky sack around. i had to chase a group to morning assembly today because they were busy playing hacky sack. just saw one of my students sending an email that said "stop adding randos to our team they're the worst sackers." 2026 year of the hacky sack ig

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[gaysie]

it’s really so awesome that the brain evolved to let you feel pleasure just from looking at beautiful things like the ocean or mountains or the theatre and television actor known as assad zaman

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015.

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly