i'm funny I swear

boom ratatata

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00:23, January 1st, 2017

2018 plz come fast

[monopoly-banker]

2019 wya??????

[monopoly-banker]

2020 plz im begging you

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A compilation of the best headlines thus far…

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More importantly, where is it

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[deadfishmarket]

We NEED to get Net Neutrality trending again.

This is enough. Ajit Pai has already succeded MULTIPLE TIMES and you can expect the full removal of net neutrality on APRIL 23RD OF THIS YEAR. We can still contact our senators, we can still fight as hrd as we can, but even though 23 states are suposedly suing for the repeal of this, we need to help it along.

In case people forgot what Net Neutrality is: it is a series of laws that ensure everyone free and fair access to the internet. Without them, you will be charged for the sites you use on top of an already high internet bill. This means creators like us cannot post and be seen. Thia means that smaller schools will havebto switch to out of date text books. This means that starter IT projects that could make our lives better will die because noone can support an online presence that noone can afford to see.

And the list goes on and on and on. I have frienda who have to make their livings through commissions and working online because of multiple health issues. I have friends trying to publish books, post art, post voice acting snippets that will not be seen without these laws.

Please support Net Neutrality and contact your senators!!! This is so important to everyone you know, AND WE JUST NEED ONE SENATOR TO TURN THE TIDE!!!

[patanu102]

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I need to raise $300 for my third grade classroom

My classroom is lacking some basics. I was able to front $150 for some more chapter books, black history picture books, black history chapter books, tissues, and other classroom essentials.

I am also trying to put a “treasure chest” together for little goodies for students when they reach their goals.

A quick reminder - my classroom is in a high needs 99% black school in the inner city. My students come to school without pencils. I’ve lost students due to insufficient housing. In my school district handing a child a piece of blank unlined paper to draw on is unheard of, because we have to pay for almost all of our own paper - but I give my students all the paper they ask for.

I spent my last $150 on classroom materials and will be eating ramen and oatmeal for the foreseeable future. If I can fundraise that money, plus enough to cover more books, composition notebooks, and reading corner materials that were destroyed, it would be life changing. But regardless, I would eat ramen and oatmeal forever if it meant running a better classroom.

One of my students asked if I “loaned the money yet,” for the classroom. I tried to explain the concept of donations to him, but you can show him and the rest of my class better than I can tell them!

Paypal - paypal.me/tiezesty

Cash app - $tiezesty

[monopoly-banker]

When you want your friend to like the same group as you but you also don't want to share a favorite

[monopoly-banker]

00:23, January 1st, 2017

2018 plz come fast

[monopoly-banker]

2019 wya??????

[monopoly-banker]

Its not rape if you yell 'surprise'

Jonathan Safford

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Someone created meme bath bombs and you’ll want every single f*cking one

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can we stop the nuclear warfare with north korea and just drop these on them

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WSKJEHJLSKJKSL READ THEIR FAQ

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i was at the doctors today and there was a guy sitting behind me with his baby, and the baby starts crying in its pram and the guy just stands up, faces the kid and says “Come on now, don’t cry, you’re better than that”

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also, someone else asked him how old his baby was and he said without even a moments hesitation, “he’s 36 he’s just got a height problem” and I’ve only just come to terms with the fact I’ll never say something that funny in my life

[monopoly-banker]

On May 4th 2016 a junior in my choir class got up on the stage and asked for everyones attention, he then asked who had never seen the Star Wars movies. many people raised their hands, he then said, "there are doors there, there, there and there. choose one and get out"

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

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