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| Kaitlyn | She/Her | Australian | Pisces |I just don't even know anymore (prev. maraudermurder)

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[teaganadelaide-deactivated20230]

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

[haiikyuus-remade]

[wadey-wilson]

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

[thebutchriarchy-deactivated2019]

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

[acoolguy]

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

[questions-within-questions]

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

[biprep-deactivated20190915]

i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend so much time alone. like cooking by yourself and studying n homework and driving and going to classes like……… its just you sometimes. and the trick is to use that time by yourself to relax and understand YOU better and iron out your own wants n wishes instead of wallowing

[theestrangeddreamer]

This is the most accurate thing about university that I have ever heard.

No guys, seriously, you might just be the most sociable and outgoing person, but most of the time it will be just you. It feels lonely at first. How long you feel lonely depends on how long you resist it instead of letting go and enjoying the moments you have to yourself.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i found out that twin baby boys were separated and adopted out. When reunited years later, they found out they were both named James, had married a woman named Linda, divorced and married Betty and both had a son named James Allen.

They took part in a studyconducted by Dr. Thomas Bouchard of the University of Minnesota, who found that their medical histories and brain-wave tests were almost identical. So too were their results in a personality test. (x)

[kittyb4e]

[noonem]

love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment

[abbf26]

the news is bad sometimes

[thegreathamedebate]

Okay but what’s the phone

[sailor-arashi]

As advertised:

[abbf26]

thats what cain used to kill abel

[carry-on-my-wayward-meg]

TS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

#50 days battery life is super tempting

Dude. You could charge around every week and be fine.

But you prefer carrying all of that 24/7 for 50 days? No.

[kbstories]

Mayhaps chill, it’s just a phone 🤔

[hadeestown]

due to personal reasons, i will be singing a whole 2 hour musical by myself

[tybalt-tisk]

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total lost. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

[okayysophia]

😭😭😭😭

[bookrebelwordwarrior]

Soooo pure and good💖💜💙

[babyanimalgifs]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

remember the softest days. remember the songs humming on the radio while you were with your best friends. remember the compliments about your pretty eyes, the times you laughed while crying and the most loving hugs. remember the dogs that ran up to see you, the color of people’s eyes in the sunlight, the way you felt when you watched your favorite film for the first time. remember your best achievements and the way you grew from your saddest evenings. your life is much more beautiful than you perceived when you remember all of the good things.

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ

[tea-and-charcoal]

this is true mlm and wlw solidarity. 

[king-of-goblins]

Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.

[swarnpert]

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[skeetskeetwithdaparakeet]

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

[pyrlspite]

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

[chasing-asterion]

Did you mean Australian Bowerbird? 

We collect pretty rubbish and decorate a nest to attract a mate.

[icrangirl]