[kikokuso]

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

[vacuously-true]

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

[iamaine]

my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw

[lambylin]

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

[lambylin]

my vision btw

[lambylin]

HEY

[robdogdraws]

Throw her

[mousegirlheart]

Visit Original Link

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[mindflamer]

unlearning judgmentalness & cruelty really comes in clutch for many things if you end up experiencing them later. now you just have the main struggle and not the bonus struggle of all your internalized negative beliefs about it.

[segamascott]

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[nebulashepard-deactivated202605]

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[ratica]

[whywishesarehorses]

happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

[3liza]

[3liza]

[ourladyofintersectinglines]

[guerrillatech]

[sindri42]

A proper money laundering scheme should be a business which is in no way profitable, run by the brother or cousin of a mass murderer who’s really passionate about making a specific kind of food or something but has no idea how prices or advertising work, frequented by folks who you should absolutely never make eye contact with!

[whoa-its-dani]

[luulapants]

Fun fact, at various times, the IRS has tried to crack down on money laundering schemes only to be faced with massive public backlash over them shutting down people's favorite restaurants.

There's a cafe in my town that is 100% a front of some sort. No question in my mind. But if anyone tried to shut them down, I would riot in the streets because they make the best french toast I've ever had in my life and you can buy a whole meal for $6.

[fox-bright]

There was a pizza place in Pittsburgh, fifteen or twenty years ago, that had to have been a front. The hours were weird, the prices were weird, and once I accidentally saw into a back room and there were people back there literally cutting up a car.

Best goddamn pizza I have ever had in my entire life, and only six bucks for a medium (in 2008 dollars!). I started going there weekly, and just keeping my eyes low.