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abandoned-quiche

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

bloodied-dagger

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

not100bees

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

senatortedcruz

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

venovenous

peace and love on Earth..

louisegluckpdf

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

ytpreviews

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

notgreatthanks

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

silvermoon424

UNFATHOMABLY based hive mother. Let's pour one out for our fallen bee comrades.

massachusetts-official

A modern Massachusetts classic

Official Post of Massachusetts

targetedknowledge

jvgsjeff

A rainbow on Animal Crossing for GameCube.

thecolorofthegame

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

starkwoes

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

mullhund

found it. in case you would also like to be cursed with a new stim.

qubesos-official

transfemme-shelterdog

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

transfemme-shelterdog

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

inthefallofasparrow

planeposting

Me when I am playing toys

parakeet

who's doing this

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.