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[bunjywunjy]

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

[roxyspamcake]

Please, for all of us... Buy it. Do it for humanity.

[bunjywunjy]

I would but for the rad skeleton man to rock your Halloween parties and make your neighbors extremely jealous takes a sacrifice of $99 fucking exactly

[halmans-moved]

a small price to pay to rattle these bones

[transmandorianpavus]

[bunjywunjy]

I've changed my mind, everyone reblog this version instead

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[lenasai]

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the-universe-at-large

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

what

[kiwi-draws]

wh

[dnalkaline]

[overlordmao]

w-

[astro-7]

I must spread the chaos of this post

[wait-thats-illegal]

What-

[frnkieroismydaddy]

I like it and my phone crashed

[ahcwolves]

how’s everyone doing tonight I’m helping to break tumblr hehe

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

[bluesargentsclues]

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

[moonnations-blog]

When you open a full group chat after leaving it for hours

[humandisastersquad]

why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum

[ghost-cassette]

I worry about sci-fi writers, because none of them seem to realize humans have empathy for actual literal toasters and the Mars rover and would certainly treat humanoid ones like people

[thantos1991]

Trying to apply racisim

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[lielking-deactivated20220530]

i m 

[1st-1]

[kat-got-your-tongue14]

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

[truthtoldslant]

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

[1st-1]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

dads will see their kids and be like “is anyone gonna emotionally damage that” and not wait for an answer

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

[thesnadger]

Things that I’ve seen on Bojack Horseman and literally nowhere else:

A story where a woman wants to get pregnant, can’t do it and decides to adopt without adoption being presented as lesser or a compromise.

An episode where a main character decides to get an abortion, actually goes through with it, does not regret it and has her choice validated by the narrative and never demonized.

A main character who is an outspoken feminist and whose feminism is never the butt of any jokes about her.

A main character who is revealed to be asexual, and who after realizing this has an actual arc about what this means for him rather than having it dropped and ignored.

A kid raised by gay, poly-amorous men who are consistently depicted as not just good but great parents.

Jessica Biel leading an angry mob of fire-worshipping cannibals.

[shadovvlurking]

i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

[ubeshibe]

Both great, but may I add another variation

[smokbeast-deactivated20221113]

but have y’all considered-

[romerebloops]

@xenon-draws-undertale

[xenondrawz]

lets not forget

[animution11]

All of these are an accurate representation of my last two brain cells

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hela-spawn-of-loki]

don’t question it, just let it happen

[methargicismm]

If u wanna know the difference between culture appropriation vs appreciation? Literally just look at what Angelina Jolie is doing —

Her visit to Pakistan? Everyone remember that?

Oh yeah, and she got a RIDICULOUSLY painful traditional tattoo from Thailand, done by monks like how it’s meant to be done.

And remember when she ate bugs in Cambodia while explaining that when Cambodians were starved of food, they relied on insects?

THIS is cultural appreciation

[marrow-bone]

The difference is if it’s shared. Mass made fake dreamcatchers from china? Appropriation. Dreamcatchers made in-house at a native american couple’s shop? Shared. Purchasing the former is unethical because it has nothing to do with actual native americans. Purchasing the later is ethical because it is made and shared by actual native americans that are purposefully sharing.

It’s clear that this lady is being purposefully involved with people who belong to the culture, and isn’t just wearing a costume for lolz.

[difficultsuggestions]

Love doesn’t leave you traumatized.

[difficultsuggestions]

Listen to me, LOVE doesn’t leave you traumatized. What was happening to you wasn’t love.

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

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[whaleinwhite]

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[iamgonnaburninhell]