im Gay

vinzent; fawn/they/he/it

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hey im gonna move blogs, i rlly want to start over!! i havent made the new blog but ill rb this when i do. im gonna let my queue run out n then after that the only posts that'll be on here is me rbing this one

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its @deerlcorn

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hey im gonna move blogs, i rlly want to start over!! i havent made the new blog but ill rb this when i do. im gonna let my queue run out n then after that the only posts that'll be on here is me rbing this one

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its @deerlcorn

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[nyaasumog]

This is the look of a squid who does not know why this farm boy’s hand is on him.

He’ll figure it out, I’m sure.

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

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What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

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“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

Submitted by @cottonkitty9000 = thanks!

049: You just STABBED SOMEONE!

035: It was for self-defense!

049: HE WAS JUST HANDING YOU A TISSUE!!

035: It could’ve concealed a weapon! Maybe even chloroform!!

049: OR MAYBE JUST AN ORDINARY TISSUE!!!

[mogainfriends]

Grungegender- a gender strongly associated with dark and dank things or, alternatively, grunge fashion and lifestyle

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able would drink milk just to spite his stomach for being weak quod erat demonstrandum

105: If I drink milk to strengthen my bones and I die, am I still strong?

073: Probably

076 [drinking milk and bleeding from multiple orifices]: NO!!!! YOU ARE A WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!

[zombifisgender]

Drakefluid based flags! (6/6)

| Gay Man | Diamoric |

| Vincian | Sapphic |

[returnsandreturns]

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

[thegoodqueertheywarnyouabout]

im sorry, but is her age “it’s rude to ask a lady her age”?

[returnsandreturns]

yes. also her weight.

[flanbunny]

[imoga-pride]

Cross-aligned flags respectively:

Lunarian/Woman-aligned Male: a man who shares experiences with womanhood and feels it is an important part of their personhood.

Solarian/Man-aligned Female: a woman who shares experiences with manhood and feels it is an important part of their personhood.

Demigirl/demigal/demiwoman/demifemale (com)boy/man: identifying partially as a woman/female and completely as a guy/male.

Demiboy/demiguy/demiman/demimale (com)girl/woman: identifying partially as a man/male and entirely as a gal/female. 

Based on fem-aligned and male-aligned bigender flags, neumale/neufemale flags and man-woman flag. Note these flags aren’t essentially about presentation/gender expression.

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

~ a-p

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hey im gonna move blogs, i rlly want to start over!! i havent made the new blog but ill rb this when i do. im gonna let my queue run out n then after that the only posts that'll be on here is me rbing this one

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its @deerlcorn

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hey im gonna move blogs, i rlly want to start over!! i havent made the new blog but ill rb this when i do. im gonna let my queue run out n then after that the only posts that'll be on here is me rbing this one

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did someone say demons

[mighty-ant]

Damon and Pythias

Storkules seeks Donald out in the wake of the moonvasion. 

Almost the entirety of the city has turned out for a rousing bacchanalia, celebrating their victory and reunion with those they thought lost. It is well into late evening and the bay is still in the process of defrosting, but light and laughter spills out of taverns and homes alike, and the sound gladdens Storkules’ heart even as he wars with worry. 

The grounds of the mansion are perhaps even more alive than the town, and remind him of the McDuck Christmas parties he used to receive yearly invitations to, until the tragedy of a decade ago. There are mechanical lanterns drifting every which way, which he attributes to Dr. Gearloose due to how they go out of their way to bump into partygoers’ heads. Tables and grills have been set up and smoke and conversation drift into the air, up to the stars that are just where they should be. 

Storkules spots people he knows, and many he does not; Fenton (who he has been instructed to pretend he doesn’t know is Gizmoduck), the formidable Officer Cabrera, and Dr. Gearloose among the former. 

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Cry me a fucking river

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