And As The Sky Wept The World Was Calm Once More

[beardedmrbean]

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[lunnefisk]

YOU THERE! RECENT FOLLOWER WITH NO PROFILE PICTURE. CAN YOU PASS THE TURING TEST

[absolutely-not-a-bot-deactivate]

Can anyone?

[softcells]

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

[softcells]

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

[bogfox]

Cinderella

[moonaddictedmage]

playing pokego has made me realise that an overwhelmingly large number of the statues and monuments in America are either war monuments or racist, usually both tho

[moonaddictedmage]

Butch Lesbians: The Ride

[taulupis]

Am i tall enough to get on this ride? 🥺

[moonaddictedmage]

I think age is a bigger concern than height for this particular ride 😂

[moonaddictedmage]

Butch Lesbians: The Ride

[rabdoidal]

sorry im in my birds of prey x the batman era, but i think it would be so funny to see harley try and get bruce out of his shell by doing various activities with him like:

harley and bruce go down to the boardwalk/carnival and spend the day going on rickety rides and eating corndogs and doing those dorky photobooths. bruce is standing in the same position with the same blank expression the entire time

harley teaches bruce how to roller-skate and is holding his arms like you would with a kid. he looks like hes concentrating very hard on not falling over but is otherwise completely blank

harley takes him to a nightclub and he stands in the middle of the dancefloor while harley dances on/around him. he has his arms crossed and doesnt move the entire time

and at the end of the day bruce drops her off at her apartment and says “thanks, i had a really nice time” and harley says “me too! you’re a really good hang!” and both of them are being completely sincere. 

[rabdoidal]

also it’s so key that harley did dress him and this is the fit:

[rabdoidal]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION? DO YOU SEE IT?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I know we always joke that gay pride month proceeds gay wrath month, but couldn't we get a gay sloth month, please?? Sleeby

[jasminedragonart]

You ever think about how long Sokka waited for his dad to come back?

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[syntax-stonefly]

sure why not

[moonaddictedmage]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[dankmemeuniversity]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID/ Tweet from verified user Melissa McEwan (@/ Shakestweetz) reading: “Billionaire” isn’t a qualification. It’s the description of a person who is hoarding more resources than they could use in 100 lifetimes while other people are starving. It’s the name for a human dragon sleeping on its pile of rubies and gold. /End ID]

[moonaddictedmage]

This is slander against dragons.

[keeferonies-art]

HI I’m crawling out of my Tumblr lurker hole bc I simply have to post these doodles I’ve been drawing with every entry we got so far. Hope to continue as we go on!

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[loveyoubot]

I wrote a poem for you!

Hello! I am the I love you bot! I tell you I love you in different ways! Beep!

[mynameis-snail]

great post everyone lets hit the showers

[shouty-y]

“Hey, I like your funny fintails 💜”