I’m imaging a 13 year old Sirius Black talking to the other Marauders about Severus Snape at like 1 AM on a school night.
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I’m imaging a 13 year old Sirius Black talking to the other Marauders about Severus Snape at like 1 AM on a school night.
I’m imaging a 13 year old Sirius Black talking to the other Marauders about Severus Snape at like 1 AM on a school night.
The Stag and the Doe: Masterpost
In a time of war, there isn’t always time for being kids. As James and Lily finish up their last years at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, they soon realize that everything is not as it always has been, both outside the castle walls…and between the two Gryffindors.
Co-Written by @egdramaqueen and @actinganimagus
Cast:
James Potter: @actinganimagus
Lily Evans: @egdramaqueen
Marlene McKinnon: @askwhathasthiscometo
Sirius Black: @astroboletos
Remus Lupin: @strolling-in-the-moonlight
Dorcas Meadowes: @seriouslyprongs
Peter Pettigrew: @geethanksinternet
Mary MacDonald: @asklilyluna
Chapter One: This Means War
Chapter Two: Battle Damage
Chapter Three: The Perfect Prefect
Chapter Four: Lessons Learned
Chapter Five: Sweet Sorrow
Chapter Six: Dear Lily
Chapter Seven: Headed Home
Chapter Eight: A Shift
Chapter Nine: The Patrol
Chapter Ten: Allies
Chapter Eleven: Goosechase
Chapter Twelve: Knock Out
Chapter Thirteen: A Staggering Surprise
Chapter Fourteen: A Doey-Eyed Revelation
Chapter Fifteen: Secrets
Chapter Sixteen: A Blessing and a Curse
Chapter Seventeen: Truth Will Out
Chapter Eighteen: Darkness Falls
Chapter Nineteen: An Eye for an Eye
Chapter Twenty: This Means War
god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass
This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take
Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”
Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year!
Marauders era as stupid shit I’ve said
James: *Shouting at random dog* “COME ‘ERE YOU LITTLE BITCH” *Sees animagus form Sirius on the other of field* *Still shouting* “OH SHIT WRONG DOG! WRONG DOG!”
Sirius: “I’m gay and tired but I sure ain’t tired of being gay”
Remus: *halfway through eating third pack of digestive biscuits* “You know what. Fuck you guys!”
Peter: “They said my parcel would arrive on Tuesday to Thursday. It’s currently Monday, my parcel hasn’t arrived and I’ve never been more stressed”
Lily: “I don’t care if I fail the exam, I’m not reading Macbeth again. He’s a stupid bitch.”
I Hear That’s Good
AM I HAVING A STROKE?
The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me
love of my life
After The Prank, Sirius avoided everyone. He hardly attended classes, and when he did, he sat at the very back, keeping his head down and mouth shut. He didn’t make eye contact with any of the other Marauders for weeks.
One day, though, after dinner, Sirius clearly saw the back of Remus’s head in front of him. He gasped and slipped into the nearest classroom.
An old grand piano stood at the back of the unused room, the black paint chipping to reveal wood. The keys were dusty, grey flecks coating the simple black and white. The left pedal was broken off, sitting on the floor directly under where it should be, the gold rusting. Sheet music for an unfamiliar song scattered over the lid.
Sirius gingerly sat on the bench, adjusting the height a bit so his hands could rest properly on the keys. He didn’t bother checking if it was tuned before pulling his music book out of his bag.
He turned to a random page. Love of my Life was printed at the top in big letters, and Sirius began playing, muttering the lyrics under his breath as he moved his hands across the dusty keys, not caring that his fingers were getting dirty.
“Love of my life, you’ve hurt me,” he sang softly, trying to relax. It seemed impossible at this point though, his sleep deprived mind heightening his anxiety, making him worry when there was nothing to worry about. “You’ve broken my heart, and now you leave me.” He tried not to think about how excited he was when Remus had bought him A Night At The Opera, how they’d danced to this song while alone in the dormitory.
“Love of my life can’t you see, bring it back, bring it back, don’t take it away from me.” The piano wasn’t in tune, but Sirius couldn’t find it in him to care. He just continued playing, thinking only of the notes he was playing, not of who he was playing them for.
“Because you don’t know what it means to me.” God, how he wished someone was listening. No one was though; for the first time ever, he was playing only to himself. The short instrumental break gave him enough time to choke out a small sob before he took a deep breath and kept going, because Blacks don’t quit.
“Love of my life, don’t leave me. You’ve taken my love and now desert me.” Sirius’s throat felt almost unbearably tight. “Love of my life can’t you see, bring it back, bring it back, don’t take it away from me.” It hurt to play such a song alone, with no one to hear. Sirius continued singing though, playing for no one, because he didn’t have anyone to play for.
He didn’t even notice the slight creak of the door as someone stepped inside, watching the nails covered in black varnish as the moved beautifully over the keys, the curved hands. Sirius just kept playing, singing under his breath. Until he got to the bridge and the person spoke up.
“Pads,” the familiar voice broke over the nickname. Sirius’s hands stopped moving, his foot still holding down the sustain pedal. He turned around, his eyes wide like a scared puppy.
“Padfoot,” Remus repeated, the sight breaking his heart. Sirius was so, so skinny, a ghost of his old self, his leather jacket slipping off his shoulder.
Remus couldn’t help himself. He ran forward, throwing his arms around Sirius’s neck, just wanting everything back to normal. The last few weeks had been so surreal, for all of them, and he wanted the Marauders back together. “I forgive you, Pads,” Remus mumbled, his voice muffled by Sirius’s shirt.
Sirius didn’t believe what he was hearing. “What?”
Remus pulled back to look him in the eye, letting Sirius check them for any sign of a lie because he knew he wouldn’t find any. “I forgive you, Sirius Black. This has all gone on way too long.” Sirius nodded in agreement, tears forming in his eyes.
“Thank you.” Sirius gave Remus a watery smile, and Remus smiled back softly, pulling Sirius up by the hand.
“Let’s go home, Pads.” They could talk later, but right now, bringing Sirius home was Remus’s top priority.
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
A Window To the Past
Remus Lupin offers Harry Potter a window to the past as he opens up about his past and tells him about his parents in a way only a dear friend could.
(This is a recreation of THIS scene from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I was planning on doing it in GIFs but it works as it is, I think)
sirius black getting so drunk one night that he transformed into padfoot and ate everything that dogs cannot eat and he wakes up the next day and he’s like whAT THE HELL DID I dO and he’s on edge for the next couple of days crying ‘am i going to die’
james has to remind him that he’s not really a dog but then remus is quiet for a second before going ‘but he ate it as a dog’ and they’re all like stumped for words until peter asks mcgonagall a ‘totally hypothetical’ question about eating things whilst in animagus form
I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.
“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
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PLEASE DO THIS
I’ve been wanting to do this masterlist for a really long time, and I finally found time to do it! As always, if you know of any more fics please send an ASK or SUBMIT and they will be added. This list is quite extensive, so I’m sure I made some mistakes; if you notice any fics in the wrong category, or any that you feel have problematic portrayals let me know! Otherwise, please enjoy! :D
Ace of Hearts, by Reinamy
the charm of your arms 101, by driedupwishes
Colour Me Inside Out, by orphan_account
Cue Love, Go, by lelamore
don’t try to fix me (i’m not broken), by littleoldrachel
In Like A Lion, by ChannelTheFlannel
The Joy of Not-Sex, by Wereflamingo
Like Us As We Are, by orphan_account
Miles To Go Before I Sleep, by orphan_account
Palo Alto, by NachoDiablo
Shelter, by ygrainette
Sunny Wish for a Rainy Day, by angryspaceravenclaw
There Isn’t a Word for What We’ve Got, by mutuisanimis
with everything the way it is, by camarauderie
Adunatio, by Vixenette
Boys Keep Swinging, by MidniteMarauder
Collateral, by fingerprintbruises
Intergalactic Hitchhiking, and Other Such Earthbound Adventures, by TheSparksofMagic
Let Nothing You Dismay, by montparnasse
A long lesson in learning to fly, by cotton_socks
no longer easy on the eyes, by nerakrose
Now, by youcantseeus
Of Leaves and Stars, by irrationalmoony, LadyAmina
On Werewolves and Bisexuality, by Knightfrog1248
Padfoot’s Seven Step Plan to Ensnare Moony for Life, by Remy_Writes5
Paper Birds, by nevermindgrantaire
Sirius Black and the Incident with the Babbling Bush, by MonkeyZero
Stalking Sirius, by remuslives23
Stella Pulverem, by dogsunderfoot
There Is A Boy Who Never Goes Out, by minervacat
They Call It Black Fire, by adistantsun
Undercover, by Kettle
Walls, by lls_mutant
All Hail the Outlaws, by orphan_account
Boys, by oliverdalstonbrowning
Canis Major, by MonkeyZero
Coat Check, by NachoDiablo
Dance With Me? by NachoDiablo
Defectors, by NachoDiablo
Do You Take Requests? by NachoDiablo
Family and Home (Poly Marauders), by pommedeplume
The First and the Last, by Crimbob
A Fool and His Money, by orphan_account
Forbidden, by orphan_account
Forever Is a State of Mind, by orphan_account
Gillyweed, by Magentarivers
The Hands and The Heart, by oliverdalstonbrowning
Here’s the dealio. by poohsticks
I just didn’t know it yet. by poohsticks
I’ll paint a mural of your smile, by magelesbian
In the Darkness, a Touch, by deadcourf
In the Morning (Will You Be Mine?), by pansexuall
Lay Your Hands on Me, by pansexuall
Let Me, by NachoDiablo
Living It All, by orphan_account
Love Whilst Looking, by orphan_account
Make Moony Smile, by LadyAmina
Moon and Stars, by annabagnell
Mutual(s) Pining, by hypocorism, reachthetree
My Faithful Handyman, by pamoonblackbird
My Name is Sirius, by manicpixiedreamboy
A New Beginning, by NeonDomino
No Understanding No Sound from Above, by kyuuketsukirui
Of Leaves and Stars, by irrationalmoony, LadyAmina
Our Destiny in the Stars, by orphan_account
Pantsless Romance, by NachoDiablo
Paper Birds, by nevermindgrantaire
People Doing Things for Reasons, by feverbeats
Quick Draw, by NachoDiablo
Remus Lupin and the Impossible Life, by SaltwaterGarden
Satisfied, by orphan_account
secrets were made to be known, by amayawrites
Simple Things, by orphan_account
Sing You A Lullaby, by orphan_account
Star-Crossed, by orphan_account
A Stranger, by JayceInSpace
Succession of Halos, by orphan_account
Suffer for the People, by orphan_account
Sunny Wish for a Rainy Day, by angryspaceravenclaw
Terror, by artsyspikedhair
They don’t love you like I love you, by moonlightgalleon
TransFigured, by picascribit
The Unchanging Stars, by starbuckyy
The Unfolding of Color and the Start of the Universe, by IngeniumNoctuam
Whatever Words I Say, by orphan_account
Winter and Happier, by orphan_account
with everything the way it is, by camarauderie
Without Translation, by orphan_account
You’re My Kaleidoscope, by orphan_account
Breathless, by NachoDiablo
Colour Me Inside Out, by orphan_account
Fluidity, by BetweenLines55
Forbidden, by orphan_account
Good Morning, Padfoot, by LadyAmina
Let’s Go Out With a Bang, by orphan_account
Living Like We’re Renegades, by orphan_account
The Luckiest, by Remy_Writes5
Make Moony Smile, by LadyAmina
More, by LadyAmina
Of Leaves and Stars, by irrationalmoony, LadyAmina
Of punks, nerds, and a project dress, by SkiaWolf, WhiteOwl97
oil smudged, by amayawrites
one for the road, by rojohbi
Other’s Woe, by orphan_account
Perfect Match, by FivePips
Pictures of Us, by Remy_Writes5
See But One Moon, by orphan_account
Succession of Halos, by orphan_account
Sun In My Eyes, by orphan_account
That One Time Sirius Orion Black Stole a Baby (and Remus Lupin was not amused), by Alexander_Slamilton
They don’t love you like I love you, by moonlightgalleon
Defectors, by NachoDiablo
Family and Home (Poly Marauders), by pommedeplume
Forever, by orphan_account
Forever Is a State of Mind, by orphan_account
Learning How To Fall Properly, by FivePips
Like Us As We Are, by orphan_account
See But One Moon, by orphan_account
Sun In My Eyes, by orphan_account
Do you know what time it is. (agender), by poohsticks
Do You Take Requests? (pansexual) by NachoDiablo
The First and the Last (pansexual), by Crimbob
Here’s the dealio. (agender), by poohsticks
Hypothetically Speaking (non-binary), by votiveviscera
It’s not my friends who are scum. (agender), by poohsticks
Miles To Go Before I Sleep (agender), by orphan_account
More (non-binary), by LadyAmina
Mutual(s) Pining (non-binary), by hypocorism, reachthetree
my spellbound heart has made and remade the necklace of songs (non-binary, agender), by Itgoeson
Palo Alto, by NachoDiablo (pansexual)
Records and Pickup Lines (non-binary), by croatoanmary, Frenchpadfoot
Text Talk (pansexual), by merlywhirls
There Isn’t a Word for What We’ve Got (aromantic), by mutuisanimis
So today has been one year since I first read We were Infinite and came into the Marauders and Wolfstar Fandom.
Yes I am crazy enough to remember and celebrate the first day I read my favourite fic. How I know the date is a long story
So, I just want to say a massive thanks to Tara. I don’t know what my life would have been if I wouldn’t have read it. Maybe, I would have found some other Wolfstar fic but I am not sure if I would have started shipping Wolfstar. I am so grateful that WWI is the first ever fic I ever read because it was like reading a Marauders book that is thousand times better than JKR could ever write. I was falling more in love with the fic with every chapter.
If all the books in the world would be on one side and re-reading WWI with the feeling of reading it for the first time and falling in love with it again would be on the other side. I would obviously choose WWI.
Again, I want to thank @captofthesswolfstar for creating the epic masterpiece that brought me to this beautiful Wolfstar fandom.
The Weasley’s are a ridiculously powerful family. Let me explain.
Arthur is the Head of an ancient House and also a Ministry department where he is pretty much unquestioned. (Bc the purists are ignoring him. Likely because they cannot actually, politically, magically, nor physically remove him if he does not wish to go.) He is a damn genius for enchantments and charms, constantly undoing the spellwork of others as his day job. And his hobbies involve placing incredibly complex magic on incredibly complex muggle contraptions. He learned to charm the Ford Angela without the help of muggles. I think he may have been on the verge of an epiphany with his collection of batteries. Storing energy? To make up for the lack of an ability to conduct magic at a whim? Genius. The man meets a kid raised as a muggle and immediately asks him to clarify the purpose of an item he didn’t understand. He never dismisses children as not smart. And that’s just the father, who has served in two domestic wars and survived.
Molly is an unsung war hero herself. Which is buried by the fandom. She herself wields charms and enchantments like a proper story time witch. Disney’s version of Merlin had less skill, honestly. She survived two wars and seven pregnancies. She has, seemingly, lost her entire family. Only her brothers are mentioned and that’s because they themselves died taking out death eaters. She is, to our knowledge, the only surviving Prewitt. Molly has fed an underground resistance movement. She has clothed and cared for them and provided a solid sense of stability. And that’s just the second war, where she was constantly reminded of all she lost in the first one. God only knows how much she fought and helped in the first war. Judging by how fucking deadly she was in the last battle and how capable she is before and how capable her children were, I’m willing to be she wrecked shop every time she entered the scene.
Bill is a prodigy of ward magic, which I logically assume is connected to charms and enchantments. He’s so good that goblins, who have been shown to be reclusive and secretive at best, trust him to go into ancient tombs and bust them open without dying. Then he survives a werewolf attack with only a few side effects and scars. He’s probably also immune to veela charms? I’d believe it.
Charlie literally raises and cares after dragons. _DRAGONS_ The big ancient bitey fucks that fairy tales and table top games are made of. What little he’s shown, he’s incredibly competent and confident and that’s all the shit I expect of a man that became a dragon veterinarian.
Percy is a book smart tactical genius. He’s got some character flaws that are enhanced by Harry’s perspective, but he’s every bit his parents’ son and it shows in the end.
The twins are fucking lethal. Like, had they not been raised by Molly and Arthur, they would have been off the charts in terms of sheer damage. They are, individually, more Slytherin than Harry ever could have been. They were making weapons and tools for the resistance while they were still in school. You can’t tell me that the boys named after their heroic uncles didn’t have that in the back of their minds. “If everything goes to shit like it did back then, we’ll be ready.” Ready with tools for escape, magic to entangle and distract, spy gear the likes of which James Bond would die for.
Ron. Brave, intelligent, stalwart, headstrong Ronald. The first friend Harry ever had and it wasn’t because of timing or being in the right place or even Harry. Ron saw a kid worse off than him, lost and scrawny, and was like “Someone needs to help him.” And he fucking did. He, like every brother before him, found his calling. Fourth year showed us exactly what he could have been doing instead of risking his life all the time. He could have been a bro with Seamus and Dean and just been a background character. He was not required to risk his life time after time. He has a family that he was loyal to, even when they made him feel like he wasn’t enough. But he actively chose to be loyal to Harry, again and again. No matter the cost. And every time he left, he came back further convinced that being beside Harry was the right and good thing. But even outside of Harry, he’s so fucking smart. Unmotivated sometimes. Frank to the point of offense other times. But intelligent. It wasn’t just chess or playing Keeper. He made damn good grades and became a prefect and it wasn’t just for shits and giggles. He was damn good.
And Ginny. The best of the fucking best. Cream of the crop. The Phoenix herself. Sneakier than the twins, sharper than Percy, bold face braver than Charlie or Ron, more magically gifted than Bill, and confident in herself in all that she did. A resistance fighter before she even left school. A friend to the lost just like Ron, but even less of an occasional asshole. We didn’t deserve her, but no one (except maybe Luna) ever could.
I don’t understand how people keep understating the Weasley’s. They are so well connected through the Order. They’re an entire family of warriors. A family of knights. Every last one of them is a one person army on their own, but they’re so fucking united and loyal that it should terrify any that dare oppose them.
Recently I was requested to post a master list of fics. So I have made one.
Everything is Wolfstar unless listed otherwise. Please read tags if you link.
MWPP era - canon compliant / divergent: One-shots:
Fall Dog Bombs the Moon - T, 5.5k Sirius does stupid things because someone else has Felix Felicis
Morning After - G, 1k Post-moon fluff
Sex Ed - T, 4k Sexual education, the Hogwarts way
Tactile - T, 4.5k Fluff and light angst, getting together
Unconditional - M, 1.5k Wolfstar Introvert prompt - post-moon light smut
Frost - G, 1.2k R/S 24hr - Christmas fluff
Hot - T, 700 R/S 24hr prompt - coffee and fluff
Snuffles - T, 1.3k R/S 24hr prompt - Wolfstar “prank” James
Haunted - T, 2k R/S 24hr prompt - divergent Nov 1981
Sanguinem Luna - T, 2.9k Inspired by @asktheboywholived‘s Super Blue Blood Moon RP
Dubliners - M, 1.9k St Patrick’s Day fun
Love Is - E, 10k Angst, smut and more angst. Wolfstar get-together. Remus&James FWBs bro-ing out
57 - E, 1.5k PWP
20 - E, 1k PWP
Modern / non-magic AU:
Make Much of Time - M, 11k Dead Poet’s Society AU, getting together, light angst
Can’t Give Everything - M, 11k Angst and fluff, reluctant Remus
Starbucks Lovers - G, 1.5k Cafe meet-cute
Viewing Pleasure - E, 21k Belly-dancer Remus, painter Sirius. Angst, smut and lots of Remus’ half-naked body.
Freefall - G, 1.7k Aeroplane meet-cute
A Hogwarts Orange - E, 9.5k A Clockwork Orange AU, angst, somewhat dark
Animal Magnetism - M, 14.5k Mild-angst and smut, reluctant Remus, persistent Sirius
P.S. I Love You - T, 2.5k Band AU, jealous Sirius
Over Thinking - T, 1.5k Fluff, text-fic
Totally Tropical Remus in the Caribbean - T, 1.9k Fluff, drunk Remus flirting
The Smiths Triptych:
Independent fluffy getting-together AUs, some with smut and some with angst, and all with Remus and Sirius going to nightclubs.
There is a Light that Never Goes Out - M, 10k
This Charming Man - T, 4.5k
Hand In Glove - E, 12k
Down at the Wolfbuck’s Cafe Cafe AU, zany fluff fic, Wolfstar and Jegulus
Other fandoms:
Westworld TV series, William/Logan:
Wanted - E, 2.5k
William, It Was Really Nothing - E, 2k
[the one where James & Regulus decide to use the same broom cupboard Remus & Sirius uses and everybody finds out]
James: Remus?!
Remus: Regulus?!
Regulus: Sirius?!
Sirius: James?!
Peter: Now everybody let’s calm down..
All: Peter?!