Moonless sky kandi

hi! you can call me Moonie :3 (he/they) I make bracelets, and write poems every once in awhile :D

[tinysweetvoid]

[naike24fr]

[cheeriely]

Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

[msmimundo]

I have no mouth and I must laugh at my girlfriend's ass piano playing

[warpedlamp]

Me before having sex with my beautiful girlfriend

Me: *removes my clown nose*

Me: *removes my clown wig*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief*

Me: *removes my silk handkerchief *

Me: *removes my silk ha-

[warpedlamp]

[hilltop-dolmen]

OP is the last person who deserves to be defended here but surely if they were a clownfucker they’d be keeping all the clown shit on

[warpedlamp]

Finally, a good take on this post

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

[nyaskitten]

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

how it feels sometimes

[leonkennedysprostate]

"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked the batcomputer and it gave me the quickest route, with no freeways

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[amvs]

ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me

[amvs]

exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.

[amvs]

Real and true

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[jadeazora]

A goober father and his goober AI son.

[furbiefleshsuit]

in light of the recent episode . . .

[shesanonymousfornow]

I love non-sexual intimacy.

Like let me sit your lap with your hands on my waist while I talk your ear off about something stupid that I just feel like telling you about. Let me play with your hands. Let me run my nails along your muscles to relax you. Lay your head in my lap while I scratch your head so you can fall asleep. Let’s cuddle while we watch tv at night in a dim lounge room with only the soft light of a lamp. Let me brush your hair and play with it. Let me literally just exist in your space.