Mediocre

[anniethecat]

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[hunchoeatsfirst]

where’s the lie

[samthe-onion-nigga]

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

[yama-t-h-a-founder]

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[untexting]

ROGER HELP ME

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[zooophagous]

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I’m going to try this

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A true bard

[hollowboobtheory]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[captainnickii]

😍

[heartsnmagic]

[moonlightbound]

Average? Sweetheart, you are a goddess amongst men. A bright moon surrounded by nothingness. A single flower blooming in a field of weeds. Don’t ever call yourself average.

-Moonlightbound

[he-who-photographs-rather-ok]

[setheverman]

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing oasis - wonderwall

[itsagifnotagif]

NEW YEAR NEW ME I am going to stop calling my friends trash and actually say HOW FUCKING TALENTED THEY ARE THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING

[ruinedchildhood]

Entering 2018 like…

[crystalcurses-deactivated201802]

me on my way to hex his ass

[carbonated-milk-deactivated2016]

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

[infestationofmymind]

i really needed this one tonight

[sidestepup2thestreets]

omfg

[yaboispencer-deactivated2020092]

Do it!!!

[daddy-snuggle-me]

Please do it

[lilxlovelyxprincess]

!!!!

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

Thank you…

[ihatethatthisismyusername]

It actually made me smile

[sohotthateveryonedied]

I can’t stop smiling this made me feel way better than it should have 

[spp-hp-imagines]

In case you guys need it 💖

[savwillbeskinny-deactivated2017]

🖤

[xdeadly-thinx]

Awe that’s so cute everyone should use this 💜

[journalingana]

i’m crying in gym class and i don’t know how long it’s been since i’ve felt like this. use this, it’s the best 💘

[fragilesadness]

Try it please 💕

[hammeredcat03-deactivated201807]

I needed this right now

[saturnn-lightss]

Let’s lay underneath the stars together