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[misssassy56]

YAGA TRAILER

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[serenthelioness]

Hudson Greets Fans in South Korea

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Official teaser announcement for Yaga

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

Leilani, maybe you should have just paid for your Greek getaway for your 30th?

I bet it seemed like a great idea at the time.

You’re a very talented brand agent, and you have this client who you like as a person AND who is a heat score. He’s particular about what he openly endorses, but he has worn clothes gifted him by brands he likes (at this point, I want to burn that Panic at Needle Park Freddie Frances shirt, I am so glad it has holes in it).

So maybe you meet with brands and say you’ll have him wear stuff and his team will post pics in an “organic” way. The fandom follows them for glimpses of your client anyway. They can post hints of your client wearing shorts from a Canadian clothes brand, and these team members can get flights for their spouses or PR for their businesses. Win-win.

And you’re having a milestone birthday! Right around the time your client gets a front row seat AND a +1 for his mom at a Haute Couture show for the fashion house whose director adores him. Who cares that Paris is unbearably hot then? Maybe some of YOUR friends can tag along too?

And since you’re already in Europe, why not work your brand magic more? Leverage the client’s popularity to go a Greek island where he can make $ appearing at a club, and you can feature MORE branded clothing, and probably get hotels and food comped bc of the publicity. Happy free birthday trip to you!

And this client needs to lean into showing off his (public facing) “LT gf” because the results to this point have been…lacklustre despite their ambiguous shared past.

Especially when compared to the insane interpersonal and sexual chemistry he has with his bestie/soulmate/emotional support person in life male costar in the wildly popular TV show that vaulted them both onto the A-list in the first place. The one with the ravenous, detailed oriented fan base who have clocked their shit. Especially the night you were on babysitting duty that ended up with all of YOU drunkenly stumbling out of a shared car outside costar’s hotel in front of paps and fans. And the media accounts that then came out detailing client-costar behaviour so questionable your agency had to suppress it for fear of scandal.

And there is so much heat in their interactions they had to stop doing joint photoshoots and interviews. Then stop being photographed together. Stop being seen together in public. Stop being seen in the same city. The same country. The same continent…

So: perfect time to combine a free trip with a PR push to help your client and his (public facing) “LT gf”. Who doesn’t love the classic “kissing in a beach” pap shot? 🙄 It does not matter than days ago your client got stalked in Paris by paps and the scandal and threat to safety was so bad you had to hire a bodyguard. And that the duo in question seem unhappy and tense and don’t seem to show much affection or willingness to…touch?

It’s different in Mykonos! So the team can broadcast your star client’s location in real time. And these paps come in by boat with long lenses, so your client cannot be caught in video threatening to burn stuff with them, thank goodness.

Except the pap shots are comically bad, especially since there are similar photos of your client and his costar posing in similar photos which look like foreplay. Whoops!

And even the friendly journalists who will place articles about this idyllic holiday have to scramble bc there is no kiss pic. They’re writing stuff about how they “pressed their bodies together” 🤢 instead. Which they barely do in hundreds of pics. Meanwhile this is how you client and his costar hang out in front of colleagues during breaks on set:

And the online discourse turns toward discussions about the client’s sexuality, the very thing you are trying to avoid.

Could have avoided it all, you know. Just had a private trip for which you paid.

I wonder what the long term cost to your client’s bottom line will be? And yours.

[miscelium]

you construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of your huge sexy athletic costar || CLOSER - Tegan and Sara

[serenthelioness]

[moonshine-009]

C and B kissed more with passion than whatever are h+k doing. I hope the last person now is noticing what is going on here. Pushing that " relationship" into our faces since the met gala...and before filming starts, what are they're so afraid of. People wouldn't even be talking about the difference between h+c and h+k if you wouldn't push them into our faces. It really gets to point were H looks like a clown..and not to mention it's the only focus he gets right now from media making sure he has girlfriend before he gets back on set with the person he has a matching tattoo and insane chemistry with. Maybe if his team would focus more on his career instead of trying to make us believe in h+k and completely deleting the idea of h+c we wouldn't be in the clown show right now.

Also you can call paps and post Instagram pics all you want the sexual chemistry between h+k isn't suddenly going to appear because nothing is there.

So stop before H looks more like a Clown and focus on his talent instead.

[holls24]

Alright. Thoughts.

I’m deeply annoyed. Like very annoyed.

Hudson’s team really thinks we’re idiots.

A planned pap photoshoot from the early 2000s playbook, using the classic “prove they’re a real couple!” maneuver that even much of the GP will see through. You know why? Because it’s been done to death. Like, to death.

Any fan or audience member older than the age of 25 has seen more of these than we can count. Always with the same exact goal, and nearly the exact same posing. “They’re so in love!”

But the problem is that, even here, it’s a horribly awkward kiss with terrible, stiff body language. Every time they try to force this man to prove he’s attracted to this girl, it backfires and just makes them look even more weird. The jokes started rolling out instantly.

Less is more! You idiots.

This embarrasses him, and we’ll have to suffer through a nightmare of “he’s obviously gay” doing battle with “I think he’s straight” thinkpieces that will only serve to mock and insult him.

And my big problem is… This was not necessary! He just posted a reasonably convincing (to many) photoset yesterday that, while awkward, felt more natural. It matched his brand, it created some plausible doubt without being too distracting. He likely has more similar photos in his camera reel he could use, if the need were to arise.

We didn’t need to roll out the Beach Babe Couple Romance pics from 1997. It gives fake, tacky and cheesy. Tabloid.

He can’t sell it. He was barely selling those more natural candids.

This is a “couple” that barely touches each other. They clearly don’t kiss like this. They don’t hold each other, and we can tell. They’re not convincing us of an essential body language and comfort they plain don’t have with each other.

And of course, the giant elephant in the room… they are turning a spotlight onto the very real, effortless chemistry we’ve seen him share with a certain man in his life. Even the GP has clocked that. This will remind them to look at the comparisons and wonder.

They went through all this effort to keep him and Connor from being pictured together, and for what? To put Hudson in these scenarios where he doesn’t look like he loves this girl? That’s not helping.

Why is this team doing this so bluntly? Why are they acting so desperate? They’re proving something the GP wasn’t even questioning at this current time. Even casual fans are asking, “why are we seeing so much of this girl?”

There’s no gay scandal even being rumored outside of truther circles. There’s no sneaky links pic threatening to spread (I mean jesus, is there?). There’s no massive wave of people doubting his relationship with this girl outside of some corners, unless they’re simply that triggered by the “they don’t like each other” jokes.

This is a hail mary in the worst sense. They overplayed their hand.

Amateur hour by clowns that need to put this shit to bed. If this isn’t leading to a break up arc (and I do suspect it is), they’re shitting the bed so much that anything he does with that girl will ring even more false.

It’s just unfair to him. Run whatever media circus you want, but do better. Get smarter.

[holls24]

finally..

[serenthelioness]

Daaaaaayuuumn…What Exactly Did Y’all Do at the Met Gala…

That we ALL gotta be on punishment for the whole summer?

[readingkat]

I just don't understand..

I just got home from work and see people are dooming again.

Because of this video of Hudson and Miss unperceived " dancing". It looks kinda awkward and no different from how he dances with other people imo.

But people are spiraling once again, saying this proves it is real now and that we all have been wrong about hudcon.

And I just want to know why?

Have you all forgotten about how he literally ignored her the whole time in Paris?

How uncomfortable they both have been looking around each other since the oscar mess?

How Hudson cannot mention her without immediatly mentioning Connor?

How Connor and Hudson were glued to each other at the met gala? Sitting on each others lap and holding hands?

How Hudson talks about Connor? And Connor about Hudson?

How they are protecting their relationship?

How they don't need their teams to post couple pics or invent a couple hashtag to prove that relationship?

How they both light up talking about each other?

How we had so many moments in which Hudcons love was so obvious?

How they spent NYE and thanksgiving together?

How Connor goes to Vancouver all the time even though he hates flying?

How supportive their families and friends are of the other one?

So I really dont know why the moment we get a pic or a 5 sec video that absolutely looks not romantic, people are completly forgetting all of these things and think H/K is suddenly real. Even though the last weeks have told a completly different story.

For the record, I am not meaning the sweet people who sent me dms, because they were a little shaken by this clownshow. Its completly fine and we have talked about it.

But the way some people are crashing out again and acting like Hudson is the villain in this story, has me absolutely flabbergasted.

You need to understand how closeting works. Hudson is not the bad guy. And Connor is not the poor boy who gets hurt by Hudsons behaviour.

Since I believe they are a couple, Connor knows EXACTLY what is happening, why Hudson does this charade and him and Hudson most likely have talked about everything.

I think this fandom definetly needs a lesson in closeting and bearding. Because all the things we have seen today are straight ( lol) out of the bearding/ PR textbook.

So I really don't understand why 3 pics that literally show nothing romantic and a 5 sec video that shows nothing more than 2 people dancing together are suddenly a bigger proof a relationship is real than literally everything I have mentioned above about Connor and Hudson. And that we all have seen with our own eyes.

So please some of you need to relax. And maybe touch some grass.

Because no pic or a 5 sec video of 2 people can erase their behaviour in the last weeks .

And mostly not the behaviour and patterns we have seen with Connor and Hudson ever since last year.

It is so obvious which couple is the real one.

And spoiler, it is not the one that constantly needs to post pics and videos to prove its real😉

And to end this post on a lighter note:

If you actually think this dancing together is romantic and intimate and proves a relationship, how would you describe this dance then😉🤭:

[bananas-andbees]

Elle, Out Mag, ET etc...

All these mags posting fluff pieces about C&H, H&K, whoever. Its all carefully placed to both provide and control a narrative.

Post Met we got

• A very special friendship

Leading up to season 2 we're getting

• Bromance

• Look at Hs girlfriend!

This is a pathetic attempt to control the narrative of:

• This is just how H&C are, nothing to see here, just friends, just bros, don't look at it too hard

• Look at super straight H, he has a gf, nothing shady going on here, ignore him licking his coworker its fine.

Season 2 is about to start filming, and they need to control the perception of what the public thinks about H&C. There will no doubt be bts footage, as well as candids and fan pics from Toronto. If the " just a friendship" and "straight H" angle is established now, it'll be easier to spin anything "suspicious" that comes out later.

We're about 2mins away from H&C announcing their charity for mental health and hockey camps. 🙃🙃🙃

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[theblanknotebook]

How to act straight foundation for actors that need a beard. Oops should I have kept this one on the inside? Maybe.. 🫠

[serenthelioness]

What Do You Put On Your Front Porch?

In the South, we talk about what you do and don’t put on your front porch. Historically, the front porch is where you put your nicer things so you can show off and the whole neighborhood could see it, like say, a cover story on an Instagram post.

Seriously, a photo of someone, especially someone who is supposedly your girlfriend, where she looks a combination of drunk and bored is not front porch material. Even the selfie inside would have been better, even though she looks unhappy there too. The best photo is of her and Aika’s wife, or the solo one of her on the stairs he posted in his stories.

However, if he wanted to post a photo of the two of them together, it seems like this was the best he had. Even if it wasn’t an overly couple-y one, there wasn’t something better?

That would lend itself to the idea that there legitimately may not have been better photos of them together to be shared, which corresponds to what we saw last week in real-time. A lot of Hudson avoiding being around her too much.

Even the video he shot at the end, and I can’t be sure because some think it is FM4 on the couch near to him, but I think it’s someone else because they are visibly very blonde. It is too blurry to tell, but the person across the way from him on the other couch and the glasses actually looks more like her to me. Again, that would track with last week.

One thing that was on the front porch last week was this:

[moonshine-009]

All the hudconers pointing out how this insta dump is unromantic will only give them feedback for the greek dump 🫣🤮

Lets just nod along in this charade

I can't help myself it's just so funny and stupid

[moonshine-009]

Well now we know why the bromance article has been reposted several times :)))) like can you be more obvious!

And can they choose more flattering photos of her to post? I do feel bad for her atp. Always lurking in the background of others, and when it’s her time to shine on main it’s either shared with a heart around another man or her eyes half closed.

he is posting her like this. He is so funny. At least pic a good pic of her. He even put it first. He has 4,5 M F .... LMAO.

Meanwhile when he is posting C they always look so good together.

[moonshine-009]

Re: sometimes i really just pretend she doesn't exist not even for rpf reasons but bc I'd like to keep liking Hudson and the way he treats her in public sometimes ///

It is hard to believe that H *wants* the GP to believe that’s how he treats his partner! He surely doesn’t.

Isn’t it way more likely that HK have some HORRIBLE patterns in their toxic rs that he can not shake off even when in public? He probably tries really hard but fails. That makes a lot more sense to me. I hope the break up soon. Today would be a great time!

They had now so many times to proof how in love these people are. But nothing it's always so stiff and he looks most of the time so miserable. You can post all you want on Instagram but it doesn't match the way you act around her in public.

[moonshine-009]

My favorite part of all his stories and dump is that the only photo of her smiling is with Alex 😭 maybe they both really be in their model face phase when posing together lol

Can we also talk about how it's a vacation with everyone around people he works with so romantic. Lol