If I was born after nine months, and an hour before me, a premature baby was born after seven-and-a-half months, they would be older than me despite existing for a shorter period of time.
Don’t fuck with my mind please

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If I was born after nine months, and an hour before me, a premature baby was born after seven-and-a-half months, they would be older than me despite existing for a shorter period of time.
Don’t fuck with my mind please
i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults
me: I AM A PERSON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!
anyone: /shows me the slightest bit of kindness
me: OH NO!!! YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Reblog if your tumblr url is the same one you started with.
This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.
As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.
Social experiment.
If you HAVE changed your URL Click Here
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS IS THE MOST MALE BODY POSITIVITY COMMENT I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I’M PRINTING OUT THE CAPTION TOO.
Woah there’s an actual male body positivity post. Damn that’s rare
So my dad gambles quite a bit
And he’s pretty good at it, so he’s a diamond-level guest at all the harrahs casinos, meaning they always comp his room and meals. My mom has a second job with her friend’s modeling company, and they were working a banquet in Vegas. My moms main job is as a flight attendant though, so we fly free. So my dad just took off to Vegas the night of my moms job, and when they were done, he took her and all her model friends (7 of them) to a fancy-ass restaurant. He’s friends with one of the waiters there just from visiting so often, but they don’t know much about my dads life/job/whatever. So when my dad shows up with a bunch of models, the waiter comes up and he’s like “ok dude spill. what do you do? what’s your job?” And my dads like “it’s a mystery” because he’s a mailman
(talk about a story not going where you expected it…)
everything over $20 is too expensive for me unless it’s a video game
The man in this image is Veerender Jubbal, an awesome Sikh Canadian Let’s Play Gamer, critic, and outspoken feminist. People photoshopped the image on the right (of him holding an ipad) to look like the image on the left (wearing a suicide vest and holding a quran). The photoshopped image has been picked up by multiple news agencies and distributed as a “selfie of one of the Paris attackers still at large”. It is a selfie of an innocent man who has never been to Paris and was targeted, by all accounts, because he had the *audacity* to be a person of color vocally speaking up against Gamergate.
If you see the image on the left circulating, please speak up for Veerender!
It really speaks volumes about how blinding islamophobia can be when people would believe the image on the left without even questioning how he’d take a selfie with a book.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde (via story-dj)
he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student
boys…. don’t let society stop u from plucking ur unibrow
every single time you go downstairs
this is so fucking important