Sailor Girls and Kitty-Cat Tails

24. Living in Canada. Artistically inclined. I post art, bones, and random crap. I'm not very good at tagging posts yet, but let me know if you need anything tagged and I'll do my best!

[darkgreyclouds]

bug talk

[splorpo]

[faeryeater]

I-is that….

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is a nightmare.

[sassytyty]

@sketchyhunter

[themmfatale]

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I joined this one Tumblr group chat and I had a conversation that went like this:

Someone: Hey welcome to the chat! Here you can learn how to make the worst decisions of your life!

Me: Why would I need to learn something I've already mastered??

Someone:

Someone: Hey can I get your location?

Someone: Nvm already got it

Then somebody cleared their throat in front of me so I looked up and got decked in the face and then I woke up.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[myloversnameiscoffee]

The "i woke up" part was a literal fuckin vibe check for me

[catchymemes]

[sleepypotion]

bob contains too much raw power to be made human so he keeps his cat form. happy april fools

[secondclassvines]

[surprisebitch]

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[time-lady13]

[owlinadayswork]

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

[crunchy--milk]

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[ratbastard42]

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

[shrinkthisviolet]

ARE WE ACTUALLY BERRIES

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE BEES

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Are we human

OR

Are we berries

[cyar-ikas]

our parents birthed us, so we’re the *fruit* of their labor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[posting-for-the-void]

Actually, we’d be the fruit of our mother’s labor. You know, cause she actually went into labor which is the reason we live.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I am deleting

[imikah098]

This two moments...

This tokoyami and kaminari moments is really nice. It shows that during the cultural festival arc, the two practice together and during that time, tokoyami understands kaminari more, a person who cares for others and wants what best for them. Which is why tokoyami admires kaminari and told him that he is a magnificent fellow.

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

How is that renowned Republican brand working for you? The pictures above are a reminder of past and ongoing Republican actions and inaction so that people will remember them when they get ready to vote.

[dog-huron-green]

Vote.

[valeria2067]

Remember even your LEAST favorite Democratic Candidate is 1000% better than the monsters in charged now.

[slopaganda]

just in case nobody told you today:

you are beautiful

you are strong

your dick is huge

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

[viinnttaaggee]

[fishiest-fish]

Uh yeah I sure hope it does

[kinokochouchou]

“i should draw” she thinks and just fucking doesnt

[prozdvoices]

getting into a conversation in a language you don’t actually speak that well

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[alejandr-oh]

[incorrect-heroes-in-training]

Bakugou: what kind of idiot—

Kaminari: [from out of nowhere] you called?