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catchymemes

The Dad Tax

heyitsdante

“You don’t need all of those.”

Going to england has been a really great experience but i still cant get over having toilets with buttons on them

dirkgentlyafterdark

tedwassanasong

My fav vine ever

waitineedaname

your anxiety when you accidentally make one (1) person minorly unhappy

poltergeistkitten

pls help me not be in intense pain

hi I’m cel and I recently went to the hospital for pelvic inflammatory disease and a severe UTI. my boyfriend’s truck was stolen last night so I don’t have enough money for my antibiotic or the uber ride to the pharmacy but they said if I don’t get my antibiotic filled, the infection will turn into sepsis and I will end up back in the hospital. I’m literally peeing chunks of blood and the pain is so severe I can’t eat or talk or think straight.

I just need 38 dollars to get there and get my antibiotic.

please please donate if you can

poltergeistkitten

ohhh my god thank y'all so much?? I was able to get my antibiotic and while I’m still in a lot of pain, I can tell it’s starting to help.

I appreciate it immensely. however, in addition to my boyfriend’s truck being stolen, we live in a hotel which we need to pay for tonight, and the guy that we’re doing a job for now is underpaying us for the amount of work we’ve done, so we don’t have enough to pay for our room. it is 117 a night and we’re trying to pay for two nights so we can get back on our feet a little bit, but I would be grateful to just be able to pay for tonight.

I hate to ask but I’m pretty desperate. I would rly appreciate it, life has been hell the past few years

poltergeistkitten

we just barely made it last night so I’m trying to get 40 more to pay for tonight. my boyfriend has a job scheduled to pay for tomorrow, but he can’t start until tomorrow morning. we got just under what we needed to pay for two nights. I love y'all for helping us yesterday 💜💜💜 we were able to eat a bit and everything. it means more to me than I can ever express and i legitimately teared up when we were able to pay for last night.

#im in a bad money spot and cant donate but pls help them!

porunareff

I’m…. so sorry for making this????

Being in England is pretty fuckin neato now if only I could fix my sleeping patterns

systlin

But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.

We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.