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Not to be dramatic but this is a massive fucking deal and I legitimately hope every single politician dies.

ramquest-deactivated20260414

Important addition from their socials

#national park guys do not fuck around #them and public postal workers #i do not want to be on their bad side ever again

goldensunset

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

becomingsoup

Well it's officially Aro Week (TM) which means there is now a $200 fine for saying things like "wtf that's not real" and "you'll meet the right one someday!"

becomingsoup

Actually due to inflation the fine is $400 this year. you're welcome

yellbug

best part of running games of jackbox for random library teens was definitely all the times when jackbox would prompt them to be vulgar and i would be like i hope everyone can really impress me with how clever and not obvious their jokes are and this completely worked on them they were like i must find a joke even better than cum. but is it possible...? i must try. for Her. a woman who i just met who works at the library

aquar-io

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

acekoral

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

monkeychewtoy

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

aquar-io

caats

bigmeatpete69420

writing-is-a-martial-art

Hey anybody going to talk about rescued sacrificial maidens. Like yes a guy with a fuck off sword turned up and so you're not getting fed to the dragon/water creature/mountain spirit/vague embodiment of all things scary and you get to go back home, but is that really home? Your mom hugs you and your dad says he's so happy you're alive and you know that when they said they'll do anything to keep you safe they didn't really mean it. They have a feast prepared and you get to taste what they cooked for your funeral, help wash the dishes after. And it's selfish to think that between the whole village with everyone in it and you they wouldn't pick the lesser evil but it still leaves an emptiness in your chest, knowing exactly how much your life is worth. And the neighbors smile at you awkwardly and the neighbors' kids yell "hey! I thought you died!" because they don't know not to do that yet and maybe you did. Maybe you did.

And the hero with the fuck-off sword rode off into the sunset the way they always do but you're still here and you herd the cows by the cliff where you were tied up in your cleanest clothes waiting to not be alive anymore and sometimes you think that would be easier and when you don't come back one day, you can imagine it's a relief for everyone involved. Maybe you'll be the new thing to haunt the mountain, or maybe you'll follow down the road and listen for cries that sound like yours did. Either way, there's little left to fear. You know exactly how much your life is worth.

#bad end theater

raan-miir-tah

You motherfuckers yes I hate Kamala too but when she is announced to be the Democratic candidate we are all going to shoot fireworks and go to the goddamn polls

raan-miir-tah

GRIPPING EVERYBODY’S SHOULDERS SO TIGHTLY RIGHT NOW. YOU WILL VOTE FOR HARRIS. YOU WILL RECOGNIZE THAT THERE IS NO MORAL WAY TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE US AND YOU WILL STILL VOTE TO STRATEGICALLY PROTECT YOURSELF AND OTHERS.

raan-miir-tah

YOU ARE THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS SITE!!!

grahamkennedy-deactivated202411

Actually a tiny rant based on the tags of that last post. The idea that low budget = bad, or even simply just camp/kitsch, is UScentrism. If you can't suspend your disbelief for five fucking minutes and watch a low budget piece of film or television, with a limited set or bad special effects? With no irony in your sense of enjoyment? You are limiting the amount of film and television you can watch, and limiting the number of perspectives you are exposed to. Because I can fucking tell you, film and television budgets in most parts of the world are fucking sparse.

borderlinereminders

You’re allowed to be upset with people who hurt you. Even if they’re sensitive and struggling to cope with it.

pitchburgh

My beef with the premise behind "The Purge" is that it's not laws stopping people from killing each other in the streets - it's kinda just the default human experience to not want to hurt anyone. We succeeded as a species because we're generally decent at getting along with each other. The average, well-adjusted human has no desire to inflict undeserved harm.

We do, however, hate rules, so we'd probably still get a little wild in less harmful ways.

so all "crime" is legal for 24 hours. what are you ACTUALLY gonna do? (if multiple, pick your favorite)

enjoy and/or distribute a controlled substance

piracy or shoplifting (steal something small)

heist (steal something big)

play us the song of your people (big loud block party)

explore forbidden area (trespassing)

whip it out (public nudity baybee)

bet on the results of this poll (or other illicit gambling)

decorate or perhaps just break stuff (graffiti/vandalism)

unspeakable acts (visit mattress store and rip off all the "do not remove" tags)

⚔️ (open carry a sword or a dildo or another cool weapon)

Voting ended onAug 6, 2024

No "none," you're a hardened criminal now. Please feel free to share more details of your heinous (victimless) acts in comments or tags 😎

#shoplifting #im going to barnes & noble & hobby lobby

molabuddy

the important thing is to make characters who are fucked up in similar ways to u and then to give them the strength to keep going. so that even by thinking of them u may be able to gift urself this strength too. the other important thing is to make hot women