miltank

not actually a miltank. 20. they. queer. gamer.

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

[amarveloustune]

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

[morallycorruptmiltank]

it hides half my ugly face

[geopunk-deactivated20140809]

what is it called when u kill a friend

[geopunk-deactivated20140809]

homiecide

[morallycorruptmiltank]

s q u a p e s

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[therealdisneyfan2319]

[morallycorruptmiltank]

y'all wear your masks to protect people? ...i wear mine because i'm ugly as fuck and it conceals half of my ugly face

[retrogamingblog2]

Team Galactic stole my Ponyta

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait do vampires ever need braces

[rowanthewizard]

I would think fucked up teeth would be a very big problem for a vampire so probably

[thewerman100]

When you cant afford dental

[faboo978]

I read a romance novel once where a vampire needed emergency dental surgery because his fang fell out. (He and the dentist fall in love, obviously.)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i googled “vampire dentist book” assuming there could only be one such contender for the, heh, title, but i am DELIGHTED to report:

i am no closer to knowing what book you are referring to

[thebibliosphere]

My guess is How To Marry a Millionaire Vampire by Kerrelyn Sparks

It was mad popular for a while. I’ve actually got a copy of it on my desk right now.

[snowdust]

What I wouldn’t give to see a story about a geriatric vampire who has to carry a staple remover in her purse.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. I utterly adore how out of the half a dozen books I found on vampire dentistry, the title of the novel in question ended up having nothing to do with dentists

2. the last commenter has a brain as wrinkly as a raisin. a big enormous gorgeous raisin. i would be absolutely overjoyed to read an entire series about a little old lady vampire who uses office supplies instead of fang-dentures

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when will my DS stylus return from the war

[latinecore]

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

[morallycorruptmiltank]

this site is unreal

[carly-rae-transbians]

Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right

[carly-rae-transbians]

Like, most human bodies have adapted in such a way that it’s easy to gain fat and muscle and harder to lose them. Especially fat. It’s easy to gain fat bc your body needs it and we live in a calorie-rich time. Fat =/= bad, and I’m so so so tired of our entire society acting like it does. 

[tolkien-shitposting]

[krispymusickitten]

E g g

*scared Hamlet noises*

[yourfavesfleas]

Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa has fleas and lice!

[morallycorruptmiltank]

you can't find shit like this anywhere else