Honestly part of the problem with this obsession with only consuming unproblematic fiction is that people are less likely to acknowledge when something is harmful. If you so much as say hey this one joke in this one episode was offensive fans will write you an essay on why it wasnât. Because theyâve created a world view where this is basically accusing them of being a bad person who has committed an unforgivable sin.
Justin Hammer: *talking about a phone HammerTech recently released to Tony and Rhodey* No, but it's honestly great, there's multiple apps with a variety of uses-
Tony Stark: Is there an app that'll make you fuck off and kill yourself?
for day one of fluffcember in july (which is have affectionately named Ju(F)l(uff)y in docs) i started off tame with some sweet carol and maria. just a short fluff piece about carol coming home
hi all! here's my second fluffcember in july prompt starring royjay for the fill of candy. i took some creatuve liberties and turned it into sweet treats
for day one of fluffcember in july (which is have affectionately named Ju(F)l(uff)y in docs) i started off tame with some sweet carol and maria. just a short fluff piece about carol coming home
hi all! here's my second fluffcember in july prompt starring royjay for the fill of candy. i took some creatuve liberties and turned it into sweet treats
for day one of fluffcember in july (which affectionately named Ju(F)l(uff)y in gdocs) i started off tame with some sweet carol and maria. just a short fluff piece about carol coming home
Peter starts calling Tony âdaddyâ as a goof. He means nothing by it (at first) because as Tony gets older, his concern towards the boy doubles (triples?). Checks in on Peter regularly during his first year in college and thereâs this one time where Peter thinks he must have sounded so painfully homesick that Tony makes the trip down.
Itâs sweet, even if Tony spends half the time bitching about the boyâs living conditions (really, itâs not that bad, Tony. Youâre just bougie as hell). A week later, he comes back to his dorm to a couple of packages. Thereâs a bunch of fancy-sounding shit Peter canât pronounce even if he wants to. Like, why the hell would he need a shaver that costs $500???? Or a complete set of toiletries that costs more than his Molecular Biophysics textbook? Or bedsheets that are so ridiculously soft and cool to the touch that it makes waking up for his 8am classes somewhat impossible?
Thereâs also a box thatâs basically just snacks. Lots of it. Because Peter had complained about how the vending machine was always spoilt and the options meager.
So yeah, he thinks Tonyâs got quite the soft spot for him even if he hides it behind his âyeah, yeah, whatever you say, Peteâ.
He doesnât think much of it when he sends the text: lol, a bit overboard, but thank you daddy đ
Again, Peter had meant it as a goof because he knows Tony can get a little dramatic about his age.
Tony: What are they teaching you in college
Peter: What? Iâm just expressing my thanks to an older man whom has posed to be quite the paternal figure in my life.
Peter: But yeah, seriously, thank you. The snacks are godsent. So is the new puffer jacket. But like, winter break isnât for a couple of months yet?? And I donât really need like, new pillows, but theyâre really, really nice.
Tony: Daddy aims to please.
Peter laughs at the message, glad that the older male was playing along at least. He keeps it up for the next couple of months, Tony doesnât tell him to stop.
Tony: What do you think about cornice ceiling designs?
Peter: what?? whatâs a cornice
Tony: you know what, itâs probably a no for you.
Peter: okay. just googled it. why are you looking at ceiling designs?
Peter: are you renovating stark tower? again?
Peter: itâs rude not to reply because I can see that youâre online.
Tony: daddyâs in a meeting, baby. hush and Iâll text you later.
And Peter isâŚ
floored.
Because baby? BABY? Was Tony confusing him for someone else? He rereads the message again, ignoring the tiny spark of heat at the endearment. He wonders if this is Tonyâs way of fucking with him after all these months. He wouldnât be surprised actually.
Peter: ok, no to the cornice btw.
He comes home for winter break and maybe he has missed Tony more than usual. It feels like theyâre closer than usual, and if the rest of the Avengers notice that theyâre chummier than usual, or how Tony is always in a visibly better mood whenever the boyâs around, no oneâs saying anything (yet).
Itâs chaotic when the team gets together and Peterâs trying to excitedly talk over Tony about something, cutting the older male off. Tony just clamps a hand over Peterâs mouth, and chides him playfully,
âOkay, baby, donât interrupt when the adults are talking. Daddy taught you better than that.â
Peterâs words comes out muffled as he protests, not realizing that Steve and Scott are straight up gawking at them. Natasha doesnât even seem fazed, holding her right palm up towards Clint and mouthing, âpay up, loser.â
Bucky basically goes, âOh shit, so itâs like that, huh?â
âWell, considering the age gap and how theyâve always interacted, is it really that surprising?â Bruce muses out loud.
Peter peels Tonyâs fingers away from his mouth, âGuys, what, no - weâre not-â He glances at Tony for some help.
âAw, cute. Heâs looking at his daddy for help.â Natasha teases.
âSo weâve upgraded from âkidâ to âbabyâ, huh?â
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