moray

[moray-eel-offical]

Hello!

I am moray-eel-offical! but you can call me moray/eel/mory or any other nickname! I go by any pronouns, but prefer they/them!

I live in a rock in a reef and I like to chomp :3

have a nice day!

*chomp*

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[iron-offical]

Noooo I'm going to rust and harm you and the reefs!!!! Take me out of here!!!!

[moray-eel-offical]

AAH

*drops you on the shore*

but you said "take iron"?!

you didn't specify where!

[iron-offical]

AHH THE SAND, IT BURNS!!!!

I meant take me as a supplement!!!

Not take me the depths of the ocean!!!

Apologies for not clarifying

[moray-eel-offical]

*puts you on a rock or smth*

...so like...food?

*confused bite*

[iron-offical]

Ah, much better, thank you, eel

I mean... yeah, in a way

I think I'm too strong for you to chew, how about I just split into like .3 grams of iron for you to swallow?

[moray-eel-offical]

:3

true, you aren't good to bite.

i think .3 grams is a bit much though, i only need .1 grams at most! but thank you for your generous offer!

[iron-offical]

:D

Ouch but I understand

There ain't nothing wrong with a bit more, but okay *gives you .1 gram* no problem, eel

[moray-eel-offical]

no that's a good thing! most things die when they're bitten, so you're tough enough to not get bitten! :D

*eats the .1 gram with my two jaws* yummy! thank you!

[iron-offical]

Oh, wow, yes, I am very strong. Your bites tickle (in a good way)

I'm glad it's yummy, no problem, eel

*pats eel head*

[moray-eel-offical]

:3

*boop before i slither back into the reef*

[real-human-offical]

What is a "mitochondria"?

[moray-eel-offical]

i got no idea, that's a human thing

wait a minute-

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[iron-offical]

Noooo I'm going to rust and harm you and the reefs!!!! Take me out of here!!!!

[moray-eel-offical]

AAH

*drops you on the shore*

but you said "take iron"?!

you didn't specify where!

[iron-offical]

AHH THE SAND, IT BURNS!!!!

I meant take me as a supplement!!!

Not take me the depths of the ocean!!!

Apologies for not clarifying

[moray-eel-offical]

*puts you on a rock or smth*

...so like...food?

*confused bite*

[iron-offical]

Ah, much better, thank you, eel

I mean... yeah, in a way

I think I'm too strong for you to chew, how about I just split into like .3 grams of iron for you to swallow?

[moray-eel-offical]

:3

true, you aren't good to bite.

i think .3 grams is a bit much though, i only need .1 grams at most! but thank you for your generous offer!

[iron-offical]

:D

Ouch but I understand

There ain't nothing wrong with a bit more, but okay *gives you .1 gram* no problem, eel

[moray-eel-offical]

no that's a good thing! most things die when they're bitten, so you're tough enough to not get bitten! :D

*eats the .1 gram with my two jaws* yummy! thank you!

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[iron-offical]

Noooo I'm going to rust and harm you and the reefs!!!! Take me out of here!!!!

[moray-eel-offical]

AAH

*drops you on the shore*

but you said "take iron"?!

you didn't specify where!

[iron-offical]

AHH THE SAND, IT BURNS!!!!

I meant take me as a supplement!!!

Not take me the depths of the ocean!!!

Apologies for not clarifying

[moray-eel-offical]

*puts you on a rock or smth*

...so like...food?

*confused bite*

[iron-offical]

Ah, much better, thank you, eel

I mean... yeah, in a way

I think I'm too strong for you to chew, how about I just split into like .3 grams of iron for you to swallow?

[moray-eel-offical]

:3

true, you aren't good to bite.

i think .3 grams is a bit much though, i only need .1 grams at most! but thank you for your generous offer!

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[iron-offical]

Noooo I'm going to rust and harm you and the reefs!!!! Take me out of here!!!!

[moray-eel-offical]

AAH

*drops you on the shore*

but you said "take iron"?!

you didn't specify where!

[iron-offical]

AHH THE SAND, IT BURNS!!!!

I meant take me as a supplement!!!

Not take me the depths of the ocean!!!

Apologies for not clarifying

[moray-eel-offical]

*puts you on a rock or smth*

...so like...food?

*confused bite*

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[iron-offical]

Noooo I'm going to rust and harm you and the reefs!!!! Take me out of here!!!!

[moray-eel-offical]

AAH

*drops you on the shore*

but you said "take iron"?!

you didn't specify where!

[iron-offical]

Take iron. Now.

[moray-eel-offical]

*kidnaps you to the coral reefs*

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Heard of Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss? Get ready for:

pray procrastinate panic

lie levitate lose-it

torment teleport transcend

haunt hoard hyperfixate

snack sob spontaneous-combustion

vent vibe vanish

glutton gallop grenade

[moray-eel-offical]

tag yourself

i'm haunt hoard hyperfixate :3

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[offical-wikipedia]

Note game

Note gam

Note ga

Note g

Note

Not

No

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Ne

Nev

Neve

Never

Never g

Never go

Never gon

Never gonn

Never gonna

Never gonna g

Never gonna gi

Never gonna giv

Never gonna give

Never gonna give y

Never gonna give yo

Never gonna give you

Never gonna give you u

Never gonna give you up

[moray-eel-offical]

>:/

eats your post

[offical-wikipedia]

*sharp inhale* BITCH /pos

GIVE ME THAT SHIT BACK

*reaches down your throat and grabs my post back* /nsx

[moray-eel-offical]

blargahlahtlagtlaglhahahlallurg

[offical-wikipedia]

Note game

Note gam

Note ga

Note g

Note

Not

No

N

Ne

Nev

Neve

Never

Never g

Never go

Never gon

Never gonn

Never gonna

Never gonna g

Never gonna gi

Never gonna giv

Never gonna give

Never gonna give y

Never gonna give yo

Never gonna give you

Never gonna give you u

Never gonna give you up

[moray-eel-offical]

>:/

eats your post

[daycare-offical]

We are making a list right now for the offical alphabet. If you’d like to get added just say so. Remember, it’s only one offical per letter, so be quick to claim yours!💙💜🩷

[moray-eel-offical]

is e or m gone already? :3

[daycare-offical]

No they’re not! Since your blog name begins with M I’ll assign you to that one!💙💜🩷

[moray-eel-offical]

thank youuu :D

boop

[daycare-offical]

We are making a list right now for the offical alphabet. If you’d like to get added just say so. Remember, it’s only one offical per letter, so be quick to claim yours!💙💜🩷

[moray-eel-offical]

is e or m gone already? :3

[mcavoy]

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[no-one-offical]

IT IS LAW

[enjoyer-of-chaos]

so wait can you just make an account with 'offical' in the name and be part of the officalverse?

[moray-eel-offical]

that's how i snuck in here at least

so i suppose yea!

go for it!

most important thing though: have fun :3

*encouraging boop*