Bat Manners

I sleep less than five hours a day. Welcome to my crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.

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A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

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I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

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the signs arent even right

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holy fuck

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I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

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thank god

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I thought this was a Black Phillip thing.

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Look at this ol’ picture of @mmymoon and her infamous license plate

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wtf

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this is somehow less demeaning than the actual process of getting a PhD, amazingly

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Understanding Human Behavior An Illustrated Guide to Successful Human Relationships Vol. 18, 1974

via Retrospace

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Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: [ Screaming ]

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Six coffees do nothing when you’re tired of life

(via superbrownei)

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Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

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[points to any dragon] yes

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A bar has opened that doesn’t serve alcohol, and it’s surprisingly successful.

Brillig Dry Bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan doesn’t serve alcohol, but owner Nic Sims is counting on customers not caring.

She hasn’t had a drink in 20 years, and she wanted to create a space where people—including, but not limited to, recovering alcoholics—could gather to have fun and socialize without worrying about drinking. In other words, she wants Brillig Dry Bar to have “a bar-like convivial atmosphere, with snacks and drinks and conversation, without it being a bar,” she told MLive.com.

Sims runs the bar as a pop-up out of her husband’s coffee shop, Mighty Good Coffee. She serves interesting non-alcoholic drinks, like Brooklyn Egg Creams, Pomegranate-Rosemary Sodas, and Vegan Pumpkin Chillers, as well as snack plates with meats, cheeses, and cookies.

Though some detractors have accused Sims of being anti-alcohol, the bar’s opening night last Friday was packed. According to BuzzFeed, “Brillig’s first customers included former drinkers, pregnant women, Muslims, teenagers, and college kids.”

The next pop-up will be December 26.

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We really need a few of these here tbh

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I really want to go to one!!!

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i love the idea that people are ”accusing” this woman of being “anti-alcohol” like that’s a thing

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I just realized that I need a soda bar.

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Meet me at the malt shop.

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Sergei Pavlovich Lodygin 1916

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Promethea

Promethea is so good

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This is me. Follow me on Twitter: @drewtoothpaste

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Award for most entertaining use of a breast pump goes to Drew!