Alex (he/him)

I came to drink coffee and kick ass and instead I opted to waste my life on the internet

[effington]

[yebbi-gongju]

[durbikins]

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

[babushkadyke]

straight people will listen to somebody to love by queen and be like “i understand this” but my hot take is that they don’t and they never will

[slab-o-meat]

for your consideration:

[ensenjou]

Can I also add to this:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[chemixalx-blog]

Look at it upside down:)

[sighborgs]

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

[sighborgs]

90% of the people in the notes are just saying the same thing over and over about the candy to chocolate ratio, but i’d really like to give a shoutout to this person, for wording it in the most cursed way they could manage

[mbmbimbo]

the same

[mbmbimbo]

its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again

[utteradoxography]

[nixies-helene-deactivated202203]

[ugly-ravioli]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[soundsof71]

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

[curioscurio]

The Four Comandments

[speedlimit15]

[braveadrien]

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

[gunzomi]

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

[moved2mossminn]

afab

assigned

at

birth

[antique-scarecrow]

this checks out

[litwtc]

when you watch some good mcelroy content to tune out the depression

[more-than-my-skeleton]

University: I have made a graduate.

Student Counsellor: You've ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you've done. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[b1rd1e]

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

[signalwave]

sad

[kitthecowboy-deactivated2020030]

gay

[rosegardnz]

sexy

[anarchohellenism]

goblin

[musicalhell]